Paperbag Rider
@paperbagrider.bsky.social
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Lana Del Rey, Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift or Dua Lipa? Can't decide. Don't forget Britney Spears. Add Kacey Musgraves to that list.
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Donald didn't get it. Now he's having the fee-fees. Whatever can be done to soothe Your Favorite President, who has been treated so unfairly by the radical left lunatic Nobel committee? A consolation prize: "The Mr. Nice Guy Award." 🙂
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He’s catching on that you can’t use the U.S. Air Force to bomb American cities.
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That’s mighty fine speakin’ you’re doing there, Mr. President.
For an eight-year-old.
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Score another win for the top 1%.
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Invite Obama to the White House for a state dinner. Tell him to bring his Nobel medal along 'cause you'd like to "have a look at it."
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Whatever you do, don’t get on a boat, Maria.
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The same people who voted for you because they can’t afford eggs are gonna run out and spend hundreds, thousands, on watches.
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He screwed his chances when he renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War. Had he renamed the DOD the Department of Peace he might have had a shot.
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Pathetic boy he may be, but he’s also a wounded creature backed into a corner. Underestimate his danger potential at your peril.
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For $20 billion you'd think he'd take requests.
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Let's use this time for a serious discussion about whether the earth is flat.
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The president appears confused about which "my" we're talking about.
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“I’ve told so many lies. Surely one more ain’t gonna hurt.”
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He's shifting responsibility on to someone else: "If Maxwell gets a pardon I won't have anything to do with it. That'll be the decision of some faceless bureaucrat at DOJ and out of my hands." youtu.be/WLy9Ma8jo_g?...
Trump on if he'd consider pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: 'I'll take a look at it'
YouTube video by Associated Press
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More like, "Mine all mine."
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So, Rep. Greene, instead of complaining why don't you imagine up some effective countermeasures? Like you could cancel out Bad Bunny with Good Bunny.
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Quite a contrast to the stoic, and appropriate, reception given our chief fascist spokesmen at Quantico.