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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 17m

"No food" Not for me. I want ever food option to be available dipped in batter and deep fried.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19m

"God's throne is above the North Star, Polaris." Can I get a chapter and verse for that?

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

I'll be giving these out until I have to switch to the fun size turkey legs.

A color photo of a hand holding a large turkey leg. It appears to have been cooked over a BBQ grill and has a golden skin.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

You - and everyone - are entitled to feeling angst whether you are in the current hell scape or in a magical rainbow land. IMO

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

He's gay.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

My therapy pony

A color photo of a child's ride on pony. A red metal frame holds the pony with springs. The pony is white with brown hooves, tail, and mane and a red saddle. The floor is red and brown tiles.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

Lehto's magic touch turns everything to tin.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

Roman emperors knew - always pay the Praetorian Guard first.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 2h

"the industry" is the tavern industry, not showbiz.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 2h

Will we still be using money that far into the future?

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 13h

Trump lies constantly. He assumes everyone lies constantly. So when the Governor of Oregon, Tina Kotek, says there's no reason to send troops, he has to assume she is lying. If Trump could believe Kotek and others, he would claim credit for resolving the situation. As he has done re: Washington, DC.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 13h

Great! Soon we'll see Donald Trump advertising Trump Snuglees from the Oval Office.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 14h

If the way you have used to get support isn't working, maybe it's time to try something different. You might try offering support. "I had a terrible day today" "Yeah, that's rough" you reply. Or post a ❤️. Little things can make someone's day better and yours as well.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 15h

They are praying so fucking hard for violence to break out, even if the Police, National Guard, and ICE are the ones who start it.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 15h

Makes sense. Poor white Republicans never need housing assistance./s

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 15h

Big fish, medium fish, little fish. Fair trials and upon conviction, lock them up. No birthday parties, no Christmas, no hunting, no fishing. No family time - no births, no graduations, no weddings, no funerals.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Kid Rock passes up sex with women 40 years younger because of their blue hair.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 16h

Here's how the joke is supposed to go

President Trump has the heart of a 60 year old man.

(He keeps it in the Resolute Desk.)

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 17h

Halloween is an opportunity to explore a new personality. An incel could, for example, imagine how the opposite of an Alpha Male would act. Maybe bathe, wear clean clothes, and treat women like equal human beings. Just commit to the bit for one day - see if people around you respond differently.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 18h

Who does he thinks he is, a pastor?

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 18h

Antifa has fooled everyone. Vancouver, Washington has been reduced to ruins while ICE is across the river in Portland.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 18h

Now, if we could find a judge who would block Trump from deploying troops in Israel.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 18h

Jill Bearup's YouTube videos are worth a look if you have any interest in fighting scenes in movies.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 18h

Madison, your youth pastor has a crush on you. He's shy about contacting you in this reality. Slice an onion, put the slices into the socks you wear to bed. If this doesn't work, add two garlic cloves, sliced mushrooms and/or sliced green peppers.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19h

Vance is the Anti-Christ! How could I have been so blind!