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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 9h

Trump lies constantly. He assumes everyone lies constantly. So when the Governor of Oregon, Tina Kotek, says there's no reason to send troops, he has to assume she is lying. If Trump could believe Kotek and others, he would claim credit for resolving the situation. As he has done re: Washington, DC.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 9h

Great! Soon we'll see Donald Trump advertising Trump Snuglees from the Oval Office.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 9h

If the way you have used to get support isn't working, maybe it's time to try something different. You might try offering support. "I had a terrible day today" "Yeah, that's rough" you reply. Or post a ❤️. Little things can make someone's day better and yours as well.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 10h

They are praying so fucking hard for violence to break out, even if the Police, National Guard, and ICE are the ones who start it.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 11h

Makes sense. Poor white Republicans never need housing assistance./s

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 11h

Big fish, medium fish, little fish. Fair trials and upon conviction, lock them up. No birthday parties, no Christmas, no hunting, no fishing. No family time - no births, no graduations, no weddings, no funerals.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Kid Rock passes up sex with women 40 years younger because of their blue hair.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 12h

Here's how the joke is supposed to go

President Trump has the heart of a 60 year old man.

(He keeps it in the Resolute Desk.)

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 13h

Halloween is an opportunity to explore a new personality. An incel could, for example, imagine how the opposite of an Alpha Male would act. Maybe bathe, wear clean clothes, and treat women like equal human beings. Just commit to the bit for one day - see if people around you respond differently.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 13h

Who does he thinks he is, a pastor?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 13h

Antifa has fooled everyone. Vancouver, Washington has been reduced to ruins while ICE is across the river in Portland.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 14h

Now, if we could find a judge who would block Trump from deploying troops in Israel.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 14h

Jill Bearup's YouTube videos are worth a look if you have any interest in fighting scenes in movies.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 14h

Madison, your youth pastor has a crush on you. He's shy about contacting you in this reality. Slice an onion, put the slices into the socks you wear to bed. If this doesn't work, add two garlic cloves, sliced mushrooms and/or sliced green peppers.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 14h

Vance is the Anti-Christ! How could I have been so blind!

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19h

"I don't want to text endlessly."

Exchanging a half dozen texts is not "endlessly." Getting angry if the woman you are texting doesn't respond within 20 minutes is not charming, it's childish. Dick pic? Unless she says "Please send a photo of your penis" don't do it.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19h

Exactly. 2023 is when he got out of prison.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19h

You know what's bad? Incontinence.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 19h

How can kids eat free when my buddies in Argentina need $80 Billion? America First!

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KinoGhoul @kinoghoul.bsky.social · 20h

Because he knows isreal has never honored a ceasefire. In fact israel just drone striked more palestinians. The reality of the matter is that there are conservatives that work on writing articles at mediaite that pull nonsense like this.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20h

So I guess for MAGA when a Chinese balloon goes over US airspace it’s a week straight of apoplectic comments that WW3 is starting because Biden is weak, but when Trump allows the Qataris to have an airbase in the US and fly fighter jets over our country that is America First.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, Trump deserves to be Drawn-and-Quartered

But it's barbaric and I'd settle for imprisonment.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1d

An Easter egg hunt in October? Honestly, not seeing the downside.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1d

The horse she's riding just heard barnyard gossip about what happened to her dog.

Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus dressing as Satan? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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