Phil
@papermache.bsky.social
Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social is my North Star.
"The chief and I didn't see eye to eye on things but eventually her and I started bonding and having an affair."
I'm not sure how he could be more removed from his responsibility than this.
I'm not sure how he could be more removed from his responsibility than this.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"The chief and I didn't see eye to eye on things but eventually her and I started bonding and having an affair."
I'm not sure how he could be more removed from his responsibility than this.
I'm not sure how he could be more removed from his responsibility than this.
What does it say about you?
That you were willing to bend the knee.
That you were willing to bend the knee.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What does it say about you?
That you were willing to bend the knee.
That you were willing to bend the knee.
When someone feels the need to say "I'm not just making this up," you should look for another source of facts.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When someone feels the need to say "I'm not just making this up," you should look for another source of facts.
Has anyone called for a welfare check?
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Has anyone called for a welfare check?
Does your 8-year-old have an opinion on tinsel?
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Does your 8-year-old have an opinion on tinsel?
How much do they pay an assistant coach not to coach? I don't want to be greedy.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How much do they pay an assistant coach not to coach? I don't want to be greedy.
I'm too smexy. I'll need to take another shower before my date.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm too smexy. I'll need to take another shower before my date.
"Your Lordship? Are you aware your wife is getting it on with the . . ."
Then the final bell sounds and the great hound falls silent.
Then the final bell sounds and the great hound falls silent.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Your Lordship? Are you aware your wife is getting it on with the . . ."
Then the final bell sounds and the great hound falls silent.
Then the final bell sounds and the great hound falls silent.
I don't have to answer your questions.
You're not the boss of me.
You're not the boss of me.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don't have to answer your questions.
You're not the boss of me.
You're not the boss of me.
I was planning to be the Clitorian at my high school graduation but I failed health class.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I was planning to be the Clitorian at my high school graduation but I failed health class.
"Strong floors, no ceilings" vs "Tumbrels! Now!"
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Strong floors, no ceilings" vs "Tumbrels! Now!"
Any relation to the Philadelphia Bralettes or the Portland (ME) Floregonians?
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Any relation to the Philadelphia Bralettes or the Portland (ME) Floregonians?
I would be delighted to read an alternative-history novel detailing the historical consequences of the successful impeachment of Ronald Reagan.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I would be delighted to read an alternative-history novel detailing the historical consequences of the successful impeachment of Ronald Reagan.
For those who have "trouble and heartbreak." Like, human beings, right?
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For those who have "trouble and heartbreak." Like, human beings, right?
When will his segment air on Fox?
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When will his segment air on Fox?
I guess we should close the World's Best Husband - 2025 - competition now.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I guess we should close the World's Best Husband - 2025 - competition now.
