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Tyrannid

@paranormalshitness.bsky.social

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My claim to fame is I’m the anon who told Confirmed Russian Spy Scotch Tape Official, “As an aspiring hentai artist, fuck you” Everything else you need to know about me is on my AO3 There’s porn here Freaks and Weirdos hmu

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · Sep 19

Oh Roger we’re really in it now

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udon🍵 @udon-tea.bsky.social · 20h

Asking strangers on the internet to show their government ID as a prerequisite to let them into your discord server is nuts. I’m begging everyone, don’t ever trust someone with your personal info like that, especially not in an environment where doxxing over petty grudges is so common.

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 19h

Anyway here’s a poem that sounds like some shit Urianger would quote obsessively

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 19h

Thaliak is also a direct one to one with the figure known as Nous, who some gnostic theologians have conflated directly with the christ figure himself

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 19h

Anyway, i think you all should know that my reading list on Gnostic theology would be one Urianger begged me to pass on to him.

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 1d

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Puppycow (will gpose for gil 🥫) @puppycow.needs.church · 20h

The Garlean storyline was actually fucking lit but I would not get anything out of making a dissenting Garlean OC because I’m already American

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 21h

Anyway, i’ve finally made the decision to commit to ip scrubbing my HP comic so i can actually do something with it

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 21h

And actually…. We hold these truths to be self evident

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 21h

This dude is like ‘gnosticism is wrong because it postulates god’s relationship to the world is metaphysical which removes his identity as a character and his relationship to man as an interpersonal one thus destroying all concepts of good and evil’

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 23h

Being into early christian heretical literature is like trying to read the Mysterium Xarxes without any principal sources so you have to try and piece it together by picking through Mankar Cameron’s commentaries

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

Basilides so based. He really out here with the 360 no proc(reation)

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

Basilides: personally i love pulling out of girls to cum all over them instead of knocking them up and maybe we should run a birthing strike to deprive the kings above us of their labor force

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

Chruch: having sex is bad unless you’re the only three humans on earth and you’re riding your dad. Never jerk, never sodomize, never cum

Basilidean Gnostics: what if the mana that fell from heaven came from god’s dick and the eucharist was ablut blowie joies? What if onanism is based?

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

“He had a garment of camels' hair, and a leather girdle about his loins. And his meat was wild honey, which tasted like manna, formed like cakes of oil.”

Gnostics for Cum Guzzling 210AD

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

“But from him who has no deficiency, no seal is removed, nor is anything emptied, but what he lacks, the perfect Father fills again.”

Basilides out here like: what if god advocated for jackin your fat meat stick all week month year and century?

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Jax o'Lantern, Spooky Pumpkin Doll 🎃 @rufflejax.bsky.social · 2d

People don't actually care about children getting hurt by pedophiles, esp when those children speak up as adults and/or they never were the cute, blonde/blue-eyed innocent locked behind a steel door.

Pedophile punishment mania is more about finding someone on whom we can inflict endless pain

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 1d

Guys i went down the basilidian wiki hole again instead if sleeping last night and i’m all geeked out on fragmentary gospels at work

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✷ storiel @storiel.bsky.social · 2d

fear

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Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 2d

I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 2d

If flesh is sin and god won’t let you die, that means you’re in fucking hell, right?

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 2d

My second favorite thing about christian religious history is that if you look at the modern interpretation of the bible preached by the catholic church, the Gnostics won.

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Puppycow (will gpose for gil 🥫) @puppycow.needs.church · 2d

“Sometimes at night I can feel the hand of a cruel god tugging me forward and he puts my comrade’s painful deaths in Duty Finder cringe compilations while I weep for their inevitable resurrection and continued pain”

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Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 2d

Catholic church exists only because there were so many dudes from so many random places who had never provably met one another who looked at the Guys In Charge and said ‘but that’s literally what it says in the book dude’ that they formed a club just to kill anyone who had critical thinking skills

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite thing about christian religious history is that if you’ve got any reading comp skills whatsoever and you ever read the bible, you will reinvent gnosticism. You will. It’s gonna happen. And the pope is So Mad About it.

Tyrannid @paranormalshitness.bsky.social · 2d

And the genocide of the gnostics in the first century! Can’t forget that! Because joking about war crimes committed two thousand years ago is Too! Soon!

Especially if you hold the same basic religious beliefs as the people who got genocided!