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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑.

@parasiteimbued.bsky.social

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Mar 20

( 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞. )

#MetroidRP || #MVRP

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Sep 12

//I always knew she was a bike girl

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Aug 22

//Now I will say some things have subverted expectations (Grapple Beam Core-X, Wide Beam Core-X being moved to a nav room, *non-linear* SA-X encounters)

but the negatives are a bit more glaring to me

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Aug 22

+ just facetank, and that says a LOT when it's Fusion. You should not be able to do that.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Aug 22

//generally speaking this game is very anti-casual and that's points off

The first non-linear boss requires a 3-4 frame wall jump, or ~11 Bomb Jumps to get to
And it's also a double boss.

Apart from that, I think Crocomire was very boring?
Phase 1 was just SM but with projectiles, Phase 2 you +

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Aug 22

//...hi friend.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Aug 22

//I've...
not heard good things about this, but it's only fair I actually finish it.

I'll (probably??) try and keep a thread on thoughts as I go. askldj

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Jun 3

//one try

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Jun 3

//now time for the worst part of the game

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Jun 3

//I forget because of the fact I do not like fighting Kraid, that Late Kraid is way easier lmao

3 Supers > 15 Missiles, easily

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ᴇʟɪᴢᴀʙᴇᴛʜ ᴀʀᴀɴ @chozoheir.bsky.social · Apr 10

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“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · Jan 30

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

#MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · May 26

//the ones that know progression know

Early Varia w/o Ice Beam is
less than stellar

Bomb Jump transitions, let alone just the jank that is diagonal jumps, is horrid

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · May 26

//Sudden Samus posting brought to you by 15% ZM

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𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙉 '𝙉 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙄𝙉' 𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀 ❗ @epicgamerbadnik.bsky.social · May 14

"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐘. 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏."

[ #SonicRP - #SEGARP - #MVRP ]

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𝒦𝑒𝑒𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓈 @thecometobserver.bsky.social · Apr 29

✮⋆˙ ✶⋆.˚
⊹₊⋆☆
⊹.✮₊⋆

#NintendoRP - #MarioRP - #MVRP

✎ 『 𝙑𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙖 』

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𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕦𝕤 𝔸𝕣𝕒𝕟 @chozodarha.bsky.social · Apr 6

𝔹𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕪, 𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕦𝕤 𝔸𝕣𝕒𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕫𝕠 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤.

𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝘿𝙉𝘼, 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙭𝙮.

『 #MetroidRP x #MVRP』

ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ↴

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ilia. @ordongirl.bsky.social · Mar 1

i'll be right behind you .

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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Mar 26

//>direct tomorrow

you know, they have the chance to do the funniest thing, and release a Fusion remake

unlikely? absolutely. but possible.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Mar 21

//for the uninitiated, hi

I'm a like, entry-level speedrunner of 2Dtroid lmao

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑. @parasiteimbued.bsky.social · Mar 21

//I should really de-rust my metroid stuff...

the muscle memory is there but it's just been a while.
maybe a Dread mode run'll do it-

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⚙️𝚄𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕⚙️ @unlimitedhunter.bsky.social · Feb 20

🔷 — 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨! 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧! — 🔷

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Wendy Cedar (Training Arc) @saffroncedar.bsky.social · Oct 19

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