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Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
24 followers 32 following 220 posts
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 1d
More importantly redacted all landlords
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 1d
My favourite neighbourhood definitely a fire hazard fabric store closed unceremoniously I’m actually so sad. Old woman who ran the place would always kick a few bucks off the price per metre for me. Moral of the story: don’t love anything in Toronto in six months it will be a weed store or Shoppers
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 1d
In a few weeks they’re putting me in a tube and the tube will fix me
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 1d
Annual pleading at the feet of big pharma to cover my copay successful 🔥 Why does each pill cost $65 🔥 I have provincial med coverage that covers most of the cost but what remains after most is still a lot 🔥
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 2d
And yelling!
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 2d
His ass is not helping
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 2d
Insert usual I am deeply neurodivergent in addition to being 80 autoimmune diseases in a trench coat asterisk here
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 2d
Here’s a practical exercise: every time you see any messaging from *anywhere* that says oh don’t worry about xyz unless you’re immunocompromised ™ sub in Amelia from Bluesky ™. X doesn’t kill anyone but Amelia from Bluesky! Everyone can do whatever! except for Amelia who shouldn’t live a life!
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 2d
Not to cock the gun labelled in-fighting but I am so deeply fucking pissed off about overwhelmingly low support needs neurodivergent ppl fully losing their shit over the eugenics inherent to America ™ only now that the government is making the subtext text w RFK
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 3d
Def not vegan but I’m a vegetarian who very rarely eats fish and upon consideration Pikmin follow fish rules for me: would eat raw in sushi, would eat smoked. Would not eat cooked otherwise.
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 3d
Dead horse at this point but ppl using Chat GPT for rock/fossil IDing why are you asking the confident lying machine do you not want to learn. Look up your region on mindat right now 👈
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah!
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 4d
Too real everything I do I saw someone else doing and was like I can do better than that. I’ve been doing hobby leatherwork for a hot minute but seeing those raggedy little bookmarks has me seething
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 4d
In 7-8 business years I need to get my shit together and start hawking leather saw a vendor at a thing w such abysmal stitch quality (and LASER CUT DESIGNS. UGH) I need to one-up them out of principle
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 5d
Trying to diversify the peer pressure 💗
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 5d
Can everyone bully @volcanicdynamo.bsky.social into finishing disco elysium so I can disco-post without concern for spoilers thank you
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 6d
Trying to find a tape measure to check the diameter of my head for a hat I’m knitting like fuck my body really does betray my degeneracy
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 6d
My friend…
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 7d
The horrible secret artists won’t tell you is that all paintings are horrifically ugly up until the exact moment they’re not
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 7d
Weapons fumbles the bag in the exact same way Hereditary does. HACK. SHIT.
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 7d
Ffs why make a movie in the allegory genre and waste the whole damn allegory!!! Everyone stop telling me horror movies are incisive unless they’re Jordan Peele thank you. Booing and hissing at Weapons
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 8d
Sure I’m marginalized by COVID but I’m also marginalized by having excellent taste and being a bad dancer
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 8d
Begging Covid conscious event planners to come up with events that don’t make me want to peel my skin off. Masked rooftop sober silent disco. Hell on earth can we be cool please
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Literally Suswave @suswave.bsky.social · 9d
sixty-four Decimae tracks have officially "hit the big time" and I will be celebrating by shooting spogify with a ggun
appalling music page for Decimae. I mean apple. look there's a lot of evil and I'm not gonna start farting around about lessers but fuck spotify mondo big
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 10d
@suswave.bsky.social while drinking sour raspberry rockstar: that’s a real face-fister honey. I’ve been known to get my face fisted. That’s like. Clown moose knuckle.
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