Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER IS SUCH A DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE MOVIE WITH RANCID POLITICS AND FOR ALL THAT ITS NOT EVEN GOOD LIB COPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER IS SUCH A DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE MOVIE WITH RANCID POLITICS AND FOR ALL THAT ITS NOT EVEN GOOD LIB COPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Bluesky’s algorithm just spawns well-actually-poindexters like Greek philosophers thought corpses spontaneously generated maggots I swear
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Bluesky’s algorithm just spawns well-actually-poindexters like Greek philosophers thought corpses spontaneously generated maggots I swear
Perusing the cave diving subreddit to replenish my reaction images folder titled Me In The Pussy
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Perusing the cave diving subreddit to replenish my reaction images folder titled Me In The Pussy
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The only valid thing the US has ever done was telling the British monarchy to fuck off the only valid thing Canada has ever done is burn down the White House
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The only valid thing the US has ever done was telling the British monarchy to fuck off the only valid thing Canada has ever done is burn down the White House
Long con to get beautiful women from NYC to watch Scavengers Reign nearing fruition
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Long con to get beautiful women from NYC to watch Scavengers Reign nearing fruition
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you're not slick posting pics of Obama and saying "a REAL knob bob Peace Boy!!!!" when he fucking ramped up ICE, increased CPB's capacity for assault and abuse, drone bombed the shit out of everyone, etc etc etc
like the state is not a mechanism of peace
like the state is not a mechanism of peace
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
you're not slick posting pics of Obama and saying "a REAL knob bob Peace Boy!!!!" when he fucking ramped up ICE, increased CPB's capacity for assault and abuse, drone bombed the shit out of everyone, etc etc etc
like the state is not a mechanism of peace
like the state is not a mechanism of peace
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
RABBIT TRAP IS A MASTERPIECE IM GONNA THROW UP IGNORE THE BAD REVIEWS WORK FOR THE ALLEGORY AND THEN BARF
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
RABBIT TRAP IS A MASTERPIECE IM GONNA THROW UP IGNORE THE BAD REVIEWS WORK FOR THE ALLEGORY AND THEN BARF
Design solutions for systemic problems (sticking my leg in a compression tube once a week vs actually trying to find a meaningful cause for the mystery leg swelling)
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Design solutions for systemic problems (sticking my leg in a compression tube once a week vs actually trying to find a meaningful cause for the mystery leg swelling)
Universal challenge for everyone on planet earth but esp podcasters in 2026: stop saying transphobia when you are talking about transmisogny specifically
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Universal challenge for everyone on planet earth but esp podcasters in 2026: stop saying transphobia when you are talking about transmisogny specifically
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Test print of our exploits let’s fucking GOOOOOO the texture from the half tone I’m 🥵
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Test print of our exploits let’s fucking GOOOOOO the texture from the half tone I’m 🥵
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OPPOSE ALL IMPERIALISM IN ALL ITS FORMS FROM ALL NATIONS - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'GOOD' IMPERIALISM ONLY BAD IMPERIALISM. BE MORALLY CONSISTENT
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
OPPOSE ALL IMPERIALISM IN ALL ITS FORMS FROM ALL NATIONS - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'GOOD' IMPERIALISM ONLY BAD IMPERIALISM. BE MORALLY CONSISTENT
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
White people have made enough everyone shut up. Edgar Wright I hate you.The Running Man is so bad. And also what a waste of Lee Pace in the kinkiest little get up
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
White people have made enough everyone shut up. Edgar Wright I hate you.The Running Man is so bad. And also what a waste of Lee Pace in the kinkiest little get up
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retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026
NEW YEARS BEST HOLIDAY FOR ONE MOMENT WE ALL IMAGINE A BETTER WORLD
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
NEW YEARS BEST HOLIDAY FOR ONE MOMENT WE ALL IMAGINE A BETTER WORLD
3D printing is just like okay maybe this new CAD software will be the one that fixes me (it won’t)
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
3D printing is just like okay maybe this new CAD software will be the one that fixes me (it won’t)
Immigrating will have a person overjoyed about getting boxes of regionally specific hot cereal for Xmas I haven’t had malt o meal in five and a half years
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Immigrating will have a person overjoyed about getting boxes of regionally specific hot cereal for Xmas I haven’t had malt o meal in five and a half years
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music for @aircrystal.bsky.social! including a @corncobbing.bsky.social remix! go check out Voidseekers!
Songs for Voidseekers, by Decimae
3 track album
decimae.bandcamp.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
music for @aircrystal.bsky.social! including a @corncobbing.bsky.social remix! go check out Voidseekers!
I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)
My simplest surviving the complicated holidays tip is move to another country and get your garbage car impounded so any effort to travel is extremely expensive and involves a border crossing
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My simplest surviving the complicated holidays tip is move to another country and get your garbage car impounded so any effort to travel is extremely expensive and involves a border crossing
Update: they should make a beginner blender tutorial for ppl who are good at things (me)
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Update: they should make a beginner blender tutorial for ppl who are good at things (me)