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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 8h

The FIA have confirmed the upcoming presidential election will meet the highest standards of transparency.

With FIA rules allowing Mohammed Ben Sulayem to stand unopposed, the FIA have insisted there will be full transparency of the voting share received by each candidate.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 2d

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Lewis Hamilton’s dog Roscoe had the same number of F1 victories within his lifetime as Fernando Alonso:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 3d

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Following his second place in Singapore, Max Verstappen now holds the record for losing a Grand Prix in the fastest F1 car in history.

Verstappen’s RB21 holds the F1 record for both fastest lap and fastest race.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 4d

7th title 🤝 7th place

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 5d

Max Verstappen has explained the reasons why he could not match the pace of George Russell’s Mercedes in the Singapore GP.

As well as driving only the tenth fastest car, Verstappen believes the Earth spinning on its axis had a destabilising effect on the balance of his Red Bull.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 6d

The @fia are investigating the possibility of adding a Q4 session to qualifying.

This will allow Max Verstappen to run on his own on a completely clear track.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 7d

Lando Norris is confident he won’t bottle his Singapore GP weekend as the pressure ramps in the title race.

Norris believes he should be able to hold his nerve and achieve a top 10 finish in his McLaren.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 8d

Constructors’ Championship Permutations:

If Ferrari finish 1-2 every race….

Oh forget it, McLaren: Constructors’ Champions 2025.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 9d

The true purpose of Max Verstappen’s foray into GT3 has become clear.

Verstappen returned to Red Bull with a shortlist of the five slowest GT3 drivers who he can endorse to be his next bum teammate at Red Bull in 2026.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 10d

Lando Norris is set to release his autobiography, with particular focus on his 2025 season.

‘How I nearly won the World Championship’ is set to hit all discount book stores in time for Christmas.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 12d

Lance Stroll has followed in Max Verstappen’s footsteps by successfully racing in other categories.

Stroll recently won a Sportscar race on dad Lawrence Stroll’s giant Scalextric track against the family dog.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 18d

Christian Horner is aiming to utilise his experience with Red Bull, his £50m+ severance package and sponsorship backing to take another unlikely brand to the top of F1.

The Coco Pops Spanx Chipolata F1 team could be on the grid as early as 2028.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 19d

The FIA are considering reversing Max Verstappen’s Spanish GP penalty after realising that any additional points could be crucial in their efforts to gift Verstappen another championship.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 20d

Oscar Piastri crashed near a fridge with as much bottle as Lando Norris:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 20d

Ferrari confirm they have established the cause of Charles Leclerc’s Q3 crash:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 22d

Lando Norris is believed to have asked Max Verstappen if the Red Bull driver will let him back past if he undercuts Norris at any point between now and the end of the season.

Norris argues this is within the spirit of racing.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 25d

Max Verstappen has further boosted his legacy by comfortably beating a field of 7-12 year olds to win a Belgian Cadet class kart race.

Rumours that Jos Verstappen threatened the other drivers and parents with consequences if they won have been strenuously denied.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 27d

Stefano Domenicali is looking at increasing the number of Sprint races to a minimum of 24 for the 2026 season.

This will include a Monaco Sprint with 4 mandatory pitstops.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 28d

Max Verstappen will race a restricted Porsche at the Nurburgring this weekend due to his recklessness in wheel to wheel racing and lack of familiarity in a car without asymmetric braking.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Sep 8

Lando Norris has reportedly insisted mediocre driving is a reason to swap the cars under Papaya Rules.

Norris has therefore requested the team level up his points with Oscar Piastri over the coming races or even allow Norris to lead the championship under a handicap system.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Sep 7

Imagine claiming you can go faster in someone else’s car when your own teammate isn’t even allowed equal machinery…

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Sep 6

McLaren are set to play whale music over the radio to Lando Norris in Q3 at Monza in a desperate attempt to avoid him bottling qualifying yet again.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Sep 4

Charles Leclerc and Lewis Hamilton will wear blue at Monza this weekend in a desperate attempt to hide their embarrassment at driving for Ferrari.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Sep 1

McLaren engineers have nicknamed the car used by Lando Norris at the Dutch GP ‘Lando’ after it failed at a crucial moment.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · Aug 31

Lando Norris admitted he is pleased to return to form at the Dutch GP after the summer break.

After leading all three practice sessions, Norris managed to let pole slip from his grasp when the pressure was on in Q3.

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