Parody FIA
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A parody of a governing body, much like the actual FIA. Equally as impartial. Interpreting rules however we care to do so.
Kim Kardashian is set to be confirmed as Lewis Hamilton’s new race engineer following news of the pair partaking in intensive team building exercises in the Cotswolds.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Kim Kardashian is set to be confirmed as Lewis Hamilton’s new race engineer following news of the pair partaking in intensive team building exercises in the Cotswolds.
Aston Martin are concerned they may be carrying as much as 80kg of dead weight in their 2026 car:
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Aston Martin are concerned they may be carrying as much as 80kg of dead weight in their 2026 car:
The delay in Christian Horner’s investment in Alpine is believed to be due to assurances to his wife that he will not be working closely with any female employees.
To further that image of the team, Horner has insisted the team changes it’s name to Allpenis.
To further that image of the team, Horner has insisted the team changes it’s name to Allpenis.
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The delay in Christian Horner’s investment in Alpine is believed to be due to assurances to his wife that he will not be working closely with any female employees.
To further that image of the team, Horner has insisted the team changes it’s name to Allpenis.
To further that image of the team, Horner has insisted the team changes it’s name to Allpenis.
Aston Martin have been delayed in attending the Barcelona test as they are having to listen to all of Fernando Alonso’s complaints about the Honda engine.
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Aston Martin have been delayed in attending the Barcelona test as they are having to listen to all of Fernando Alonso’s complaints about the Honda engine.
Ferrari’s active aero front wing on the SF-26 has the unique ability to fold in on itself.
This is in an effort to minimise damage from Charles Leclerc’s inevitable wall crashes.
This is in an effort to minimise damage from Charles Leclerc’s inevitable wall crashes.
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Ferrari’s active aero front wing on the SF-26 has the unique ability to fold in on itself.
This is in an effort to minimise damage from Charles Leclerc’s inevitable wall crashes.
This is in an effort to minimise damage from Charles Leclerc’s inevitable wall crashes.
Audi F1 team principal Jonathan Wheatley has targeted making Audi “the most successful team in F1 history”.
Wheatley will start this journey by lodging a protest with the FIA to overturn the last 20 years of F1 world championship results in Audi’s favour.
Wheatley will start this journey by lodging a protest with the FIA to overturn the last 20 years of F1 world championship results in Audi’s favour.
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Audi F1 team principal Jonathan Wheatley has targeted making Audi “the most successful team in F1 history”.
Wheatley will start this journey by lodging a protest with the FIA to overturn the last 20 years of F1 world championship results in Audi’s favour.
Wheatley will start this journey by lodging a protest with the FIA to overturn the last 20 years of F1 world championship results in Audi’s favour.
Ferrari have taken on board Audi criticisms of the HP blue/Ferrari red clash on their 2025 livery design with a new for 2026 livery:
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Ferrari have taken on board Audi criticisms of the HP blue/Ferrari red clash on their 2025 livery design with a new for 2026 livery:
Riccardo Adami will leave Lewis Hamilton’s side of the Ferrari garage to join Ferrari’s academy, where he will learn to become a proper race engineer.
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Riccardo Adami will leave Lewis Hamilton’s side of the Ferrari garage to join Ferrari’s academy, where he will learn to become a proper race engineer.
Red Bull admit they are delighted to put a gloss finish on their new 2026 livery.
This comes after years of the team taking the gloss off of past successes through rule breaking and general misconduct.
This comes after years of the team taking the gloss off of past successes through rule breaking and general misconduct.
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Red Bull admit they are delighted to put a gloss finish on their new 2026 livery.
This comes after years of the team taking the gloss off of past successes through rule breaking and general misconduct.
This comes after years of the team taking the gloss off of past successes through rule breaking and general misconduct.
Ferrari are set to miss the first pre season test in Barcelona.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Ferrari are set to miss the first pre season test in Barcelona.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Rumours of unequal treatment persist at Red Bull as leaked photos of Isack Hadjar’s 2026 Red Bull raises concerns:
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Rumours of unequal treatment persist at Red Bull as leaked photos of Isack Hadjar’s 2026 Red Bull raises concerns:
The FIA is working closely with US officials on two new United States Grand Prix.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The FIA is working closely with US officials on two new United States Grand Prix.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
Red Bull have vigorously defended themselves against recent accusations of favouring Max Verstappen to the extent of having a detrimental effect on the second driver.
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Red Bull have vigorously defended themselves against recent accusations of favouring Max Verstappen to the extent of having a detrimental effect on the second driver.
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
BREAKING: Ferrari are confident that this year will be their year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 AM
BREAKING: Ferrari are confident that this year will be their year.
Merry Christmas from all those who think the FIA and its president did a good job this year:
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Merry Christmas from all those who think the FIA and its president did a good job this year:
George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc attended the FIA Gala after being convinced by the more delusional elements of his fan base that beating 40 year old Lewis Hamilton in the standings meant he would receive an Honorary 7-Time World Champion award.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc attended the FIA Gala after being convinced by the more delusional elements of his fan base that beating 40 year old Lewis Hamilton in the standings meant he would receive an Honorary 7-Time World Champion award.
Mohammed Ben Sulayem has allegedly enquired as to whether the FIA statutes allow him to execute representatives of the 8.5% of member associations who abstained from voting for his re-election.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mohammed Ben Sulayem has allegedly enquired as to whether the FIA statutes allow him to execute representatives of the 8.5% of member associations who abstained from voting for his re-election.
New world champion Lando Norris has told McLaren he intends to use off season downtime to forget about how to drive the 2025 McLaren and to forget about winning races.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
New world champion Lando Norris has told McLaren he intends to use off season downtime to forget about how to drive the 2025 McLaren and to forget about winning races.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Helmut Marko will officially leave Red Bull at the end of 2025.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Helmut Marko will officially leave Red Bull at the end of 2025.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Max Verstappen is considering brake testing Lando Norris in an effort to eliminate Norris from podium contention in today’s race.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Max Verstappen is considering brake testing Lando Norris in an effort to eliminate Norris from podium contention in today’s race.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
The FIA are pleased to award their inaugural FIA Peace Prize to Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The FIA are pleased to award their inaugural FIA Peace Prize to Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
Mercedes driver George Russell remains confident that living rent free in Max Verstappen’s head will ultimately cost Verstappen the 2025 World Championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mercedes driver George Russell remains confident that living rent free in Max Verstappen’s head will ultimately cost Verstappen the 2025 World Championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.