Parody FIA
@parodyfia.bsky.social
A parody of a governing body, much like the actual FIA. Equally as impartial. Interpreting rules however we care to do so.
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
Out of sympathy, Ferrari have offered McLaren access to their advanced strategy tools for the Abu Dhabi GP:
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Out of sympathy, Ferrari have offered McLaren access to their advanced strategy tools for the Abu Dhabi GP:
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
McLaren have made initial enquiries as to the cost of landfill disposal of hundreds of thousands of ‘Lando Norris: 2025 World Champion’ caps.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
McLaren have made initial enquiries as to the cost of landfill disposal of hundreds of thousands of ‘Lando Norris: 2025 World Champion’ caps.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
Qatar GP steward Derek Warwick is determined not to spoil his Middle East holiday with such trivialities as the rules, with the FIA calling for “any & all” interpretations of the rules to be applied to gain Warwick’s “great white hope” Max Verstappen track position over McLaren.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Qatar GP steward Derek Warwick is determined not to spoil his Middle East holiday with such trivialities as the rules, with the FIA calling for “any & all” interpretations of the rules to be applied to gain Warwick’s “great white hope” Max Verstappen track position over McLaren.
The @fia have confirmed maximum tyre stints for Saturday’s 19 lap Qatar GP Sprint:
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The @fia have confirmed maximum tyre stints for Saturday’s 19 lap Qatar GP Sprint:
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
With his promotion to Aston Martin team principal, Adrian Newey will focus only on high level design projects.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
With his promotion to Aston Martin team principal, Adrian Newey will focus only on high level design projects.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
Red Bull are to trial new second drivers in Qatar and Abu Dhabi to see who can be of greatest assistance to Max Verstappen’s 2025 title ambitions.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Red Bull are to trial new second drivers in Qatar and Abu Dhabi to see who can be of greatest assistance to Max Verstappen’s 2025 title ambitions.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Oscar Piastri is set to sign an exclusive sponsorship deal with Viagra for the final two races.
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Oscar Piastri is set to sign an exclusive sponsorship deal with Viagra for the final two races.
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
BREAKING: The FIA are considering making the season finale in Abu Dhabi a double points race.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
BREAKING: The FIA are considering making the season finale in Abu Dhabi a double points race.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
With the McLaren disqualification, Max Verstappen is now 24 points behind Lando Norris in the Drivers’ Championship, meaning with FIA assistance he needs just 25 more points for his fifth title.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
With the McLaren disqualification, Max Verstappen is now 24 points behind Lando Norris in the Drivers’ Championship, meaning with FIA assistance he needs just 25 more points for his fifth title.
Following McLaren’s enquiry, the FIA have confirmed Max Verstappen’s engine change in Brazil WILL have a cost cap implication.
McLaren will incur the cost.
McLaren will incur the cost.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Following McLaren’s enquiry, the FIA have confirmed Max Verstappen’s engine change in Brazil WILL have a cost cap implication.
McLaren will incur the cost.
McLaren will incur the cost.
McLaren driver Oscar Piastri is set to legally change his name to Oscar TheAshestri as he seeks to use Australian cricketing superiority to seize a psychological advantage over English teammate Lando Norris.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
McLaren driver Oscar Piastri is set to legally change his name to Oscar TheAshestri as he seeks to use Australian cricketing superiority to seize a psychological advantage over English teammate Lando Norris.
McLaren say they have evidence to support suspicions the loose manhole cover in FP2 may have been an attempt to disrupt the team’s recovery from a difficult FP1, where they had been trailing Max Verstappen’s Red Bull:
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
McLaren say they have evidence to support suspicions the loose manhole cover in FP2 may have been an attempt to disrupt the team’s recovery from a difficult FP1, where they had been trailing Max Verstappen’s Red Bull:
Ferrari’s technical team are highly confident in their 2026 car, insisting they will deliver their drivers a car with over 1,000 HP:
- 150 horsepower from the engine
- 850 Hewlett Packard logos in the livery
- 150 horsepower from the engine
- 850 Hewlett Packard logos in the livery
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Ferrari’s technical team are highly confident in their 2026 car, insisting they will deliver their drivers a car with over 1,000 HP:
- 150 horsepower from the engine
- 850 Hewlett Packard logos in the livery
- 150 horsepower from the engine
- 850 Hewlett Packard logos in the livery
Ferrari has cancelled debrief meetings for the entire Las Vegas GP weekend.
Ferrari management believe debrief meetings are a waste of time, as the drivers should focus on driving and it is impossible to improve the car, since the car’s performance already speaks for itself.
Ferrari management believe debrief meetings are a waste of time, as the drivers should focus on driving and it is impossible to improve the car, since the car’s performance already speaks for itself.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ferrari has cancelled debrief meetings for the entire Las Vegas GP weekend.
Ferrari management believe debrief meetings are a waste of time, as the drivers should focus on driving and it is impossible to improve the car, since the car’s performance already speaks for itself.
Ferrari management believe debrief meetings are a waste of time, as the drivers should focus on driving and it is impossible to improve the car, since the car’s performance already speaks for itself.
Introducing Ferrari Las Vegas teamwear.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Introducing Ferrari Las Vegas teamwear.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Fernando Alonso believes Max Verstappen’s qualifying struggles in Brazil were a result of Red Bull’s Honda engine, as Alonso sets about his regime of slander of the Japanese marque ahead of their Aston Martin power supply for 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Fernando Alonso believes Max Verstappen’s qualifying struggles in Brazil were a result of Red Bull’s Honda engine, as Alonso sets about his regime of slander of the Japanese marque ahead of their Aston Martin power supply for 2026.
Kimi Antonelli has now scored enough points in his rookie season to have won every world championship from 1950-2000 inclusive, thereby making him the most successful driver in F1 history.
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Kimi Antonelli has now scored enough points in his rookie season to have won every world championship from 1950-2000 inclusive, thereby making him the most successful driver in F1 history.
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Ferrari president John Elkann remains confident in Ferrari’s technical team and their improvements to Ferrari’s car.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ferrari president John Elkann remains confident in Ferrari’s technical team and their improvements to Ferrari’s car.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
Following a difficult Brazilian GP weekend, Oscar Piastri has issued a statement:
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Following a difficult Brazilian GP weekend, Oscar Piastri has issued a statement:
Red Bull are to appoint a temporary team principal for the Brazilian GP following the concerning disappearance of Laurent Mekies.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Red Bull are to appoint a temporary team principal for the Brazilian GP following the concerning disappearance of Laurent Mekies.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
The FIA are considering cancelling the Brazil Sprint following reports of a heavy chance of points loss for Max Verstappen relative to the McLaren drivers after his sixth place in sprint qualifying.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The FIA are considering cancelling the Brazil Sprint following reports of a heavy chance of points loss for Max Verstappen relative to the McLaren drivers after his sixth place in sprint qualifying.
Red Bull are confident that a new floor upgrade to Max Verstappen’s car, which has been approved by the FIA, will “significantly” reduce Verstappen’s lap times at Interlagos:
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Red Bull are confident that a new floor upgrade to Max Verstappen’s car, which has been approved by the FIA, will “significantly” reduce Verstappen’s lap times at Interlagos:
Felipe Massa is rumoured to be considering suing his own family.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Felipe Massa is rumoured to be considering suing his own family.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Red Bull are reported to be working with the FIA on a secret new rear wing test for the Brazilian GP.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Red Bull are reported to be working with the FIA on a secret new rear wing test for the Brazilian GP.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.