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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · May 31

oh hey what’s up

just me big cock sticking out at about 1030 on the clock

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 27

it’s fine? I never really understood it. like, I’m not hanging around in it, but it’s breezy

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 27

never actually wore a hotel robe before

standing with a white robe on and lo, it’s open in the front with my big cock sticking out

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 18

it’s been a minute #fcf

it’s me named in front of a… wait, no, not naked. there’s socks. almost naked. anyway, big cock hanging out and summer body coming along, with a nice little glow

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23

good news: we had fun last night

patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23

oh we’re gonna have fun tonight

yo it’s your boy patrick the platypus and he’s got on black combat boots, chain harness, leather arm bands, and a black cock ring around the base of his fat cock (ignore the streaks on the mirror)

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23

tickets were sold on Eventbrite

patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23

turning heads and spreading legs is the goal! 🖤

patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23

oh we’re gonna have fun tonight

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 13

sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 9

so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 8

hey hole

patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 8

still enjoying this hotel room

naked me again, my thick full cock pointing straight right and my hips rotated slightly outward, clearly in a hotel room with a bed in back and odd Babylonian artwork on the wall

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 6

isn’t it?? I do love it

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 5

oh look a hotel mirror for hump day

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 23

we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering

hey it’s me naked again and I’m standing in front of a unmade white bed with my big dick hanging to the right (my left) and my arms are held up for some reason; my weight is on my left foot too

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 17

amazing what a bit of sunlight can do

it’s my fat erect cock again, photo from above, but this time I’ve got light blue jeans and a black T-shirt on

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 2

finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work

sitting at my desk, I’m turned toward the camera fully naked with my thick dick hard and upright, my left hand nestled at its base

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 2

“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again

patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 26

sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 24

morning view #fcf

you’re not gonna believe this, but it’s just me standing—a little oddly with my weight on my left leg and my right arm hanging a bit back—and I’ve got the morning light gently highlighting my midsection. but it’s Friday, which means my fat cock is out, erect, and hanging a bit down from its weight

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 17

get it quick it’s getting cold and frozen

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 17

if I were outside this might be frozen…

…would it be frozen?

hey google what is the freezing point of precum

anyway merry #fcf

as is a platypus tradition, it’s a Fat Cock Friday post of my fat cock—but this one’s a closeup of the beast, with a dewy drip of precum dangling off the tip

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 14

boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube

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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 10

open wide ahhhhhhh

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