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patrick platypus
@patrickplatypus.bsky.social
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · May 31
oh hey what’s up
just me big cock sticking out at about 1030 on the clock
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 27
it’s fine? I never really understood it. like, I’m not hanging around in it, but it’s breezy
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 27
never actually wore a hotel robe before
standing with a white robe on and lo, it’s open in the front with my big cock sticking out
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Apr 18
it’s been a minute #fcf
it’s me named in front of a… wait, no, not naked. there’s socks. almost naked. anyway, big cock hanging out and summer body coming along, with a nice little glow
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23
good news: we had fun last night
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
yo it’s your boy patrick the platypus and he’s got on black combat boots, chain harness, leather arm bands, and a black cock ring around the base of his fat cock (ignore the streaks on the mirror)
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23
tickets were sold on Eventbrite
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23
turning heads and spreading legs is the goal! 🖤
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 23
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
yo it’s your boy patrick the platypus and he’s got on black combat boots, chain harness, leather arm bands, and a black cock ring around the base of his fat cock (ignore the streaks on the mirror)
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 13
sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 9
so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 8
hey hole
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 8
still enjoying this hotel room
naked me again, my thick full cock pointing straight right and my hips rotated slightly outward, clearly in a hotel room with a bed in back and odd Babylonian artwork on the wall
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 6
isn’t it?? I do love it
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Mar 5
oh look a hotel mirror for hump day
it’s my thick ass with a good tan line
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 23
we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering
hey it’s me naked again and I’m standing in front of a unmade white bed with my big dick hanging to the right (my left) and my arms are held up for some reason; my weight is on my left foot too
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 17
amazing what a bit of sunlight can do
it’s my fat erect cock again, photo from above, but this time I’ve got light blue jeans and a black T-shirt on
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 2
finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work
sitting at my desk, I’m turned toward the camera fully naked with my thick dick hard and upright, my left hand nestled at its base
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Feb 2
“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 26
sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 24
morning view #fcf
you’re not gonna believe this, but it’s just me standing—a little oddly with my weight on my left leg and my right arm hanging a bit back—and I’ve got the morning light gently highlighting my midsection. but it’s Friday, which means my fat cock is out, erect, and hanging a bit down from its weight
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 17
get it quick it’s getting cold and frozen
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 17
if I were outside this might be frozen…

…would it be frozen?

hey google what is the freezing point of precum

anyway merry #fcf
as is a platypus tradition, it’s a Fat Cock Friday post of my fat cock—but this one’s a closeup of the beast, with a dewy drip of precum dangling off the tip
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 14
boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube
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patrick platypus @patrickplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 10
open wide ahhhhhhh
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