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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 52m

My purpose is to taste every dipping sauce ever made.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 1h

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 1h

Not sure why but every time I wear a certain pair of jeans to the airport I get selected for an additional pat down.

I didn't wear them today and of course the Agent is super attractive. Damn.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 21h

little treats are important

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22h

nope, will still sleep like a baby!

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22h

*drinks an afternoon cup of coffee

*still nods off 5 minutes later

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 1d

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard is holding his finger to his chin .

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 2d

a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 2d

NOT US

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a red robe is holding a bottle of syrup

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 2d

I don't stop pouring until there's a little syrup on every square of the waffle.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 3d

I'm dressing up as mentally exhausted for Halloween this year.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you, that does make me feel better 🤪

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 4d

a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in front of a microphone and saying no .

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 4d

Ordered a coffee and breakfast sandwich. Walked out without the sandwich.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 6d

a woman is smiling while looking at herself in a mirror

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 6d

Just ran my 1800th gay mile of the year!

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 8d

a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands outstretched and the words `` clink clink '' written on her face .

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 8d

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands in the doorway

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 8d

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i know '' written on the bottom .

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 8d

Someone put an 8am meeting on my calendar and now I won't have time to stop for coffee

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 9d

a pug dog is laying on a couch with its paws on the arm .

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 9d

everyone is moving here and we need housing!

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