Ludwig
@paulludwig.bsky.social
Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.
Walgreens cashier asked if I was ready to check out. Little does she know I've been checked out since October.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Walgreens cashier asked if I was ready to check out. Little does she know I've been checked out since October.
Update on the snow situation from my patio, GOOD MORNING!
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Update on the snow situation from my patio, GOOD MORNING!
Well, well, well...hit my goal 25 days early! Might just sit down for the rest of the year.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well, well, well...hit my goal 25 days early! Might just sit down for the rest of the year.
Anyone want to get wine drunk and watch QVC all day?
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Anyone want to get wine drunk and watch QVC all day?
If you have a pet but didn't hang a stocking for them, you are a BAD pet owner
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you have a pet but didn't hang a stocking for them, you are a BAD pet owner
I need a yearly Wrapped that's just a list of the people I waved to the most on the running path
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need a yearly Wrapped that's just a list of the people I waved to the most on the running path
I'm never eating again until dinner.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm never eating again until dinner.
No, I haven't watched that hockey show yet but I did watch some YouTube videos of dogs being reunited with their owners who'd been away!
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No, I haven't watched that hockey show yet but I did watch some YouTube videos of dogs being reunited with their owners who'd been away!
Just ran my 2000th gay mile of the year!
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just ran my 2000th gay mile of the year!
Mexico City, you are beautiful ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mexico City, you are beautiful ❤️
Just ran 10 miles in the snow did I win anything?
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just ran 10 miles in the snow did I win anything?
Let me know if you see any Black Friday deals on toilet paper, laundry detergent or trash bags cuz that shit has gotten expensive, thanks
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November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Let me know if you see any Black Friday deals on toilet paper, laundry detergent or trash bags cuz that shit has gotten expensive, thanks
🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵
¡Saludos desde México!
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
¡Saludos desde México!
Sure, but can AI multitask with a coffee, a diet coke and a bottle of water on its desk at the same time?
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sure, but can AI multitask with a coffee, a diet coke and a bottle of water on its desk at the same time?
My gym crush walked in wearing a red hat and WHEW the disappointment I almost FELT
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My gym crush walked in wearing a red hat and WHEW the disappointment I almost FELT
Never give up on your dreams. Unless they're dumb.
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Never give up on your dreams. Unless they're dumb.
Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.
I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.
Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.
Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.
Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!
Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it
I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.