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Paul Waxman

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Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet Pro/Am Dumbass Broken Toy Respect all gender IDs Respect SW Punch Nazis 🚫 crypto 🚫Illuminati Honest DM's ok but You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Apr 4

Attend the tale of Creepy Don.
A figurehead for a Nazi con.
Destroyed good ladies and gentlemen, whose stool was more worthy of respect than him.

Pegged by apartheids broken knob, was Creepy Don. The orange moron of West Palm.

He paved the roses not the roads.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 3h

#MyWarningLabelShouldSay

Keep away from:

open flames
anything that could make fire
power tools
glass
motor vehicles
humans

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 6h

has anyone thanked Time and the #PumpkinFührer for clearing up the location of the fourth hole.

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 13h

Who is The Tiger Shark King?

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Reefgirl ⭐🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @reefgirl.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody

Twerkle Twerkle little Arse

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 13h

#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody

Lady and the Trampoline

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 14h

#ThingsILikeOrDontLike

Things I like: None
Things I Don't Like: All of them

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 1d

What is the Ultimate Non-Fighting Championships?

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 2d

She's not in them but she was likely instrumental in the deal Acosta struck with Epstein. Trump bought her to keep him out of FL prison when she was AG there.

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 2d

What is diversity?

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 4d

You're not alone. And still despite the dissatisfying finale, I will count the days of the next epoch before season 3

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 6d

So this just popped up and
well...yeah...um...yeah yeah Thumper, I'll shut up now.

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 6d

#GimmeBeerAndPizzaAndIWill

Rule the Wor....nearest bathroom stall.

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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 26d

This guy is a goddamn patriot.

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 26d

This made me smile

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 27d

So, 10mg is always fun...surely 20mg will be twice as fun...right?

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 14

What is the Trans-Multiversal All Spiderman Band featuring Spider-Gwen?

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 9

Satan: *Calls God's decision "fake news"/ Quietly closes the border*

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 9

What is Qmenistan?

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 6

What is DC's Batty Goodman?

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 6

Not me, sobbing watching Tony & Ziva ep: 1

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 6

How long till those paint ball/pepper ball guns are replaced with good ole fashioned lead and that Mossberg 500 is loaded with shot instead of beanbags? *Childish Gambino's This is America plays in the background*

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 6

What is the Ethereal Cortex?

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 5

Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur...

Look out of any window, any morning any evening any day...

(48% of The Wall)

etc....

Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 4

Who is Ethel Sapperstein wife of Methuselah (Yes that Methuselah) Sapperstein?

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · Sep 4