Paul Waxman
@paulmwaxman.bsky.social
Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet
Pro/Am Dumbass
Broken Toy
Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
🚫 crypto
🚫Illuminati
Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
Pro/Am Dumbass
Broken Toy
Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
🚫 crypto
🚫Illuminati
Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
Pinned
Paul Waxman
@paulmwaxman.bsky.social
· Apr 4
Attend the tale of Creepy Don.
A figurehead for a Nazi con.
Destroyed good ladies and gentlemen, whose stool was more worthy of respect than him.
Pegged by apartheids broken knob, was Creepy Don. The orange moron of West Palm.
He paved the roses not the roads.
1/2
A figurehead for a Nazi con.
Destroyed good ladies and gentlemen, whose stool was more worthy of respect than him.
Pegged by apartheids broken knob, was Creepy Don. The orange moron of West Palm.
He paved the roses not the roads.
1/2
I booked myself to play at my own funeral. Since, "The Show Must Go On,"
Immortality achievement unlocked
Immortality achievement unlocked
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I booked myself to play at my own funeral. Since, "The Show Must Go On,"
Immortality achievement unlocked
Immortality achievement unlocked
If sitting up in bed at 3 am in the dark, singing Missy Elliott to a Min-Pin is wrong, I don't want to be right
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If sitting up in bed at 3 am in the dark, singing Missy Elliott to a Min-Pin is wrong, I don't want to be right
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hey y'all I need help for 4-6 more weeks before I will be cleared to find work. I know times are hard but please share this campaign. Maybe some kind strangers will take up our cause. Thanks!!!
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
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November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey y'all I need help for 4-6 more weeks before I will be cleared to find work. I know times are hard but please share this campaign. Maybe some kind strangers will take up our cause. Thanks!!!
Reposted by Paul Waxman
While I was shopping, "Tempted" by Squeeze came on in the store, and I wondered it maybe someone had an app that suddenly started telling them what aisles to find a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a face flannel, pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes, and a case.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
While I was shopping, "Tempted" by Squeeze came on in the store, and I wondered it maybe someone had an app that suddenly started telling them what aisles to find a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a face flannel, pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes, and a case.
In case you wondered why I keep posting my campaign. www.gofundme.com/f/help-paul-...
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
In case you wondered why I keep posting my campaign. www.gofundme.com/f/help-paul-...
Things continue to progress. Rent is partially covered and I hope to be current soon. My physical recovery continues at a moderate pace. I am walking nearly 1/2 miles a day so far(Not all at once.)
gofund.me/7c861798b
gofund.me/7c861798b
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
gofund.me
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Things continue to progress. Rent is partially covered and I hope to be current soon. My physical recovery continues at a moderate pace. I am walking nearly 1/2 miles a day so far(Not all at once.)
gofund.me/7c861798b
gofund.me/7c861798b
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it look as though they're here to stay
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it look as though they're here to stay
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it look as though they're here to stay
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it look as though they're here to stay
Literally the only thing the US should be offering Russia, is fair warning and a coutdown clock.
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Literally the only thing the US should be offering Russia, is fair warning and a coutdown clock.
I won't advocate for k*lling them. Because that would be wrong and absolve them of their crimes. But a policy of double kneecapping every cowardly bitch Motherf**king ICE Gestapo Cosplay Contractor. Would ensure that they could live openly as the drains on society they already are.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I won't advocate for k*lling them. Because that would be wrong and absolve them of their crimes. But a policy of double kneecapping every cowardly bitch Motherf**king ICE Gestapo Cosplay Contractor. Would ensure that they could live openly as the drains on society they already are.
Reposted by Paul Waxman
#IStirUpTroubleWhen
The dog is around
The dog is around
a wooden staircase with white carpet and a gray rug on the floor
ALT: a wooden staircase with white carpet and a gray rug on the floor
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
#IStirUpTroubleWhen
The dog is around
The dog is around
Hey y'all. My recovery is moving along well, but I have a long way to go. I still can't drive, work, or pick up my guitar for long. Any help anyone can spare is appreciated. Sharing the link is also a huge help and costs nothing. I'll be back up and running and hopefully creating again soon.
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
www.gofundme.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hey y'all. My recovery is moving along well, but I have a long way to go. I still can't drive, work, or pick up my guitar for long. Any help anyone can spare is appreciated. Sharing the link is also a huge help and costs nothing. I'll be back up and running and hopefully creating again soon.
The Trump plan for Ukraine dhould be viewed by the EU, NATO and the World as a declaration of war by the US against Ukraine and they should act accordingly.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Trump plan for Ukraine dhould be viewed by the EU, NATO and the World as a declaration of war by the US against Ukraine and they should act accordingly.
Organic, Carbon Neutral Clown Posse
Righteously Indignant Clown Posse
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Organic, Carbon Neutral Clown Posse
Hey y'all. I was able to get myself to a follow up appointment AND make a co-pay. I know it doesn't sound like much, but for a guy who struggles with basic daily needs and has been impoverished for so long it's a lot. Please help if you can, and share.
gofund.me/cfaea7b13
gofund.me/cfaea7b13
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
gofund.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey y'all. I was able to get myself to a follow up appointment AND make a co-pay. I know it doesn't sound like much, but for a guy who struggles with basic daily needs and has been impoverished for so long it's a lot. Please help if you can, and share.
gofund.me/cfaea7b13
gofund.me/cfaea7b13
Reposted by Paul Waxman
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
Recovering from bypass surgery is way less fun than when Jason Statham did open heart surgery on himself in Crank. That's for damn sure
a man in a hospital gown is looking up at the sky
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is looking up at the sky
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Recovering from bypass surgery is way less fun than when Jason Statham did open heart surgery on himself in Crank. That's for damn sure
Reposted by Paul Waxman
Double bypass yesterday. Oy what a week
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Double bypass yesterday. Oy what a week
Multiverse theory being what it is, the possibility exists of a timeline Identical to ours in every way except for the kid's show: Kukla Fran & Hubert. Now try to sleep.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Multiverse theory being what it is, the possibility exists of a timeline Identical to ours in every way except for the kid's show: Kukla Fran & Hubert. Now try to sleep.
Hey Y'all. I have just had bypass surgery. I can't work, can't even lift a milk jug or drive a car for six week. I'd really appreciate any help offered. Me and my dog are grateful for anything. Just sharing the link would make my newly repaired heart sing.
Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey Y'all. I have just had bypass surgery. I can't work, can't even lift a milk jug or drive a car for six week. I'd really appreciate any help offered. Me and my dog are grateful for anything. Just sharing the link would make my newly repaired heart sing.