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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢

@pearlwoomy.bsky.social

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(She/They | INTJ | 20) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 23d

So… There’s been a development with the kittens. I admit, I was frantic and bawling my eyes out at first. The apartment found out about the kitties and someone took both Callie and Marie. Thankfully, they’re really nice people and cat lovers, and will take Mama Lily (and possibly Thor) as well.

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 13h

“F-first of all, my Kraken form isn’t cute. S-second, it’s not little, it’s actually slightly longer than average. Y-yours is just vastly larger than average. (Admittedly, it’s a little intimidating.)”
“True, but I didn’t mean it literally. It’s a term of endearment, honey〜!”
Awkward Kraken Pearlie!

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MelodiSmol @melodismol.gay · 6h

it's certainly a name but yeah this is the second time I've gotten this scam attempt

be on the lookout for this account

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12h

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

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💜danky🌈 @plushiepaint.bsky.social · 8h

idk if yall know this person but it looks like the acc of @quadriiiage.bsky.social has been hacked unfortunately and is being used for the "someone's pretending to be you" scam, be careful and don't fall for it!

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Richie @kingsma7.bsky.social · 7d

Hello loved ones. Kindly join hands to help the vulnerable queers in Kakuma refugee camp. help us get food, medicine, beddings and other basic needs. Join us in spreading love and support! Donate today please👉 chuffed.org/project/1494...

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Richie @kingsma7.bsky.social · Aug 25

Hello loved ones. Kindly join hands to help the vulnerable queers in Kakuma refugee camp.. Your donation will make a difference in fostering inclusivity and joy. Join us in spreading love and support! Donate today please:

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Spook-Electra 👻 (Art Raffle!) @electrafirefly.bsky.social · 15h

Happy Coming Out Day!
whether you decide to come out today or stay in the closet like myself…remember, you are valid!

Spook-Electra 👻 (Art Raffle!) @electrafirefly.bsky.social · Jun 2

Queer sillies united! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🩵🩷🤍💛💜
(See alt text for everybody’s names and orientation/identity)
[ #ElectraArts #SplatoonOC #Pride #SoarinSquids #OctarianCircus]

All my queer sillies together
From left to right:
Barry: ally ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (he/him)
Piper: trans 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 (she/her)
Leif: intersex 💛💜 (they/them)
Lindberg: non-binary, androgynous, aroace, 💛🤍💜🖤 (they/them)
Orville: gay 💚🤍🩵💙 (he/him)
Boomer: gay 💚🤍🩵💙 (he/him)
Electra: demisexual biromantic 🖤🩶🤍💜 (she/her)
Keely: lesbian ❤️🧡🤍🩷 (she/her)
Valorie: lesbian ❤️🧡🤍🩷 (she/her)

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⚡OctoTIEGamer⚡ @octotiesysyt.bsky.social · 19h

@vgceilingfan.bsky.social @pearlwoomy.bsky.social #Splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン3 #NintendoSwitch

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 13h

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Squid and Cuttlefish Day! Here’s Marie and Pearlie being affectionate with one another in their squid/swim forms for the occasion!

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gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 1d

Hehehehheehheehehe 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 hi :3 @pearlwoomy.bsky.social

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Meepsquid™ 💙🦑 @meepsquid.bsky.social · 1d

💙🤗 @pearlwoomy.bsky.social

#Splatoon3

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The No Kings protests have been some of the most peaceful and well attended political assemblies in American history. In fact, MAGA has mocked them as a bunch of boomer grandmothers. Now they are apparently terrorists. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."

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World’s Most Humble @worldsmosthumble.bsky.social · 1d

It’s telling that a protest called “No Kings” is considered anti-American by the Speaker of the House

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The man was 77 years old and his wife previously organized one of the local ‘No Kings’ protests. All he did was write ‘You Lack Values’ and got an intimidation visit from Desantis’s Gestapo.

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moonchildjs.bsky.social @moonchildjs.bsky.social · 3d

No Kings Day is October 18th. Get out in the streets!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

they are clearly trying to terrify everyone out of showing up to the No Kings protest and I simply do not think it is going to work

see you all there

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

Calling No Kings a 'hate America rally' when having no kings was a precondition for having a United States of America

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 1d

"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"

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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that this coming 9 days before the largest peaceful protest in modern American history is absolutely intentional. We will not back down. Trump and Miller can lie, smear, and threaten all they want. They will lose. No Kings, No Kings, No Kings. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

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💋SassyAss💋Sister🔥🔱ValkyrieQueen🔱❤️‍🔥🥷Resistance Fighter👊 📎 @sassysister27.bsky.social · 1d

‼️ On Death Row ‼️

❤️ Foster Needed ASAP ‼️

Zorro has been in @nycacc.bsky.social since July
This kill shelter says he’s worn out his welcome and is going to murder him soon if a foster is not found quickly!
This sweet boy is a survivor and deserves to live!
❤️ Plz Repost & Save Zorro’s life 🙏

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K a s s i e D e e @kassiedee.bsky.social · 1d

I think I’m in love with the people of Portland. 😂🤣

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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 1d

BE A PORTLAND FROG

Peeps, I understand you're afraid as our president wants to murder us who didn't vote for him

Be afraid and protest anyway. If u hide in u homes, u give.him the power he craves

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Lasciva, peluchière @lascivapeluchiere.bsky.social · Nov 19

I'm Lasciva, peluchière, a french plush artist specializing in creatures and giant plush !

You can find infos about my commissions here :
Catalogue : tinyurl.com/y95q28pl
Custom : tinyurl.com/y85hzsb9

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