Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
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So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
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Congress just loudly rebuked Trump on his rancid Epstein cover up.
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Congress Rebuked Trump On His Epstein Cover Up. Now It Must Rebuke Him On His Surrendering Of Ukraine To Putin
“The President’s appeasement plan to Russia is forcing our hand" - Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.)
www.hopiumchronicles.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Congress just loudly rebuked Trump on his rancid Epstein cover up.
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
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In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan
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This is really wild stuff tbh
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is really wild stuff tbh
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLq...
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLq...
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
Headcanon time
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Headcanon time
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
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So I might skip the daily post tomorrow, sorry.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I might skip the daily post tomorrow, sorry.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
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“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
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COMIC ART RAFFLE ✏️
1 lucky winner will receive a custom one page comic of their character.
🎟️ Entry:
-Follow me
-Like & Share this post
-Post your OC
-One Account per entry
-No bot accounts/ A/I entry
✅Can do Splatoon, Pokemon, Sky cotl, furs
🚫NO nsfw, fetish, mecha, A/I gen
#ArtRaffle
1 lucky winner will receive a custom one page comic of their character.
🎟️ Entry:
-Follow me
-Like & Share this post
-Post your OC
-One Account per entry
-No bot accounts/ A/I entry
✅Can do Splatoon, Pokemon, Sky cotl, furs
🚫NO nsfw, fetish, mecha, A/I gen
#ArtRaffle
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
COMIC ART RAFFLE ✏️
1 lucky winner will receive a custom one page comic of their character.
🎟️ Entry:
-Follow me
-Like & Share this post
-Post your OC
-One Account per entry
-No bot accounts/ A/I entry
✅Can do Splatoon, Pokemon, Sky cotl, furs
🚫NO nsfw, fetish, mecha, A/I gen
#ArtRaffle
1 lucky winner will receive a custom one page comic of their character.
🎟️ Entry:
-Follow me
-Like & Share this post
-Post your OC
-One Account per entry
-No bot accounts/ A/I entry
✅Can do Splatoon, Pokemon, Sky cotl, furs
🚫NO nsfw, fetish, mecha, A/I gen
#ArtRaffle
So I might skip the daily post tomorrow, sorry.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I might skip the daily post tomorrow, sorry.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Got injured after slipping and falling on a concrete/asphalt curb, so my arms aren’t exactly in the best shape for drawing right now (no broken bones but not in great shape).
I apologize for the inconvenience.
“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
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A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
(There is some cussing so letting you know in advance!)
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
(There is some cussing so letting you know in advance!)
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
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I want to live in a world where even if there's a "cause" of autism found, the answer would be "so?" But we don't live in that world, and that includes people on all parts of the political spectrum.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to live in a world where even if there's a "cause" of autism found, the answer would be "so?" But we don't live in that world, and that includes people on all parts of the political spectrum.
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If an adult tries to guilt or pressure you into anything - GET OUT. BLOCK AND REPORT.
ALWAYS remember you can say no to people, no matter how “cool” or “famous” they are.
Your comfort and well-being ALWAYS comes first.
ALWAYS remember you can say no to people, no matter how “cool” or “famous” they are.
Your comfort and well-being ALWAYS comes first.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If an adult tries to guilt or pressure you into anything - GET OUT. BLOCK AND REPORT.
ALWAYS remember you can say no to people, no matter how “cool” or “famous” they are.
Your comfort and well-being ALWAYS comes first.
ALWAYS remember you can say no to people, no matter how “cool” or “famous” they are.
Your comfort and well-being ALWAYS comes first.
A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!