Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
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(She/They | INTJ | 20) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
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So… There’s been a development with the kittens. I admit, I was frantic and bawling my eyes out at first. The apartment found out about the kitties and someone took both Callie and Marie. Thankfully, they’re really nice people and cat lovers, and will take Mama Lily (and possibly Thor) as well.
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
“*cooing noises*”
“It’s no problem, dear! Only the best for my tiny little prince〜!”
“*baby giggling*”
“(Agh, my son is so CUTE! I love the little guy so MUCH!)”
Marie gives Lucky a little blanket wrap, which Lucky seems to enjoy. Marie also tends to dote on her kids a bit! Happy Nautilus Day!
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
“*cooing noises*”
“It’s no problem, dear! Only the best for my tiny little prince〜!”
“*baby giggling*”
“(Agh, my son is so CUTE! I love the little guy so MUCH!)”
Marie gives Lucky a little blanket wrap, which Lucky seems to enjoy. Marie also tends to dote on her kids a bit! Happy Nautilus Day!
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
The real (in-universe) reason Pearlie goes by Pearlie instead of her real name (Pearl):

She’s tired of explaining to other Inklings/Octolings that multiple squids can exist with the same name at the same time, and that she is NOT the Pearl from Off the Hook

(Pearlie STILL gets mistaken though!)
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
“…”
“Hey, I’m just messing with you, honey. Is everything okay?”
“…”
“…Oh. OH. I’ll go get you some snacks and a hot water bottle. Just hang tight, okay, honey?”
Pearlie being a bit moody. Marie quickly seems to figure out why.
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
My birthday is on October 20th. If anyone wants to wish me a happy birthday, attending your local No Kings protest (if you can, I understand some people are disabled like my sister and can’t protest) on October 18th is the best birthday gift you could give me at this time. Keep the resistance going!
50501movement.bsky.social
Dictators silence our freedoms. In America, the people will be heard. Oct 18: #NoKings. RSVP: nokings.org?utm_source=5...
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menmo10.bsky.social
For our fellow peaceful protesters, you can find de-escalation training online from the ACLU or from Indivisible.org.

#resist
Homepage
Indivisible.org
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andreapitzer.bsky.social
There's no such thing as a democracy Roomba. We're going to have to clean all this shit up ourselves. Find an event at the link, and come join millions of your neighbors on October 18 for No Kings Day. www.nokings.org
No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
www.nokings.org
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lizzy2016.bsky.social
Save the Date: Saturday, October 18, 2025. Find a rally near you...
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acyn.bsky.social
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.
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muellershewrote.com
Am I reading this right? Did Trump say he took freedom of speech away?
kylegriffin1.bsky.social
Flagging Trump this afternoon:

"We took the freedom of speech away. Because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech — but what has happened is, when they burn a flag it, agitates and irritates crowds."
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
“Honey, don’t worry! Lucky’s just beaking. It’s normal for squids his age.”
“Hope never did that, though!”
“Callie didn’t do it much either. Me, however… I chewed on everything. Combined with shapeshifting… Yeah, Gramps told me it was a disaster. At least Lucky’s is more calm.”
The teething stage.
pearlwoomy.bsky.social
Those are meant to be sea bunny slippers haha
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pearlwoomy.bsky.social
“…”
“Hey, I’m just messing with you, honey. Is everything okay?”
“…”
“…Oh. OH. I’ll go get you some snacks and a hot water bottle. Just hang tight, okay, honey?”
Pearlie being a bit moody. Marie quickly seems to figure out why.
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boldnewme.bsky.social
ICE agents who enforce cruelty should face consequences too.

Denied shelter and food?

Accountability starts with how they treat others.

Actions have consequences.👇
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
LMAO way to go Chicago restaurants….they got ICE Barbie out there on FOX “News" crying that her gestapo agents can’t find places to have lunch or use the bathroom 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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blueutah.bsky.social
Apparently, ICE can't find a place that will serve them in Chicago. 😭