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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨

@pegerman.bsky.social

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Wretched Religion free Pro-choice She/her Spud like A bit sweary ADHD AF “Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · Nov 16

Quick into for all the new followers, I assume you're blanket following off a list.

I'm not a friend of:
TERFS
Homophobia
Racists
Anti vaxxers
Sexism
Joe Rogan type fans
Ableism
Biscuit dunkers

Probably best to block unfollow me if the first 7 apply. Dunkers: fight me.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 2h

We were all just one decision away back then. It's amazing how life just went on the way it did in the middle of it all.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 2h

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 2h

Simple solution, it encapsulates the bacteria causing the spray... or something. The previous cat peed on the car seat one day. I soaked it with simple solution and 8yrs later there is still no pee smell in the car. Good for smelly shoes too.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 12h

Gotta send you off with the right reputation, babe.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

When I do your eulogy I'll wear a dignified little black dress and slightly indiscretely adjust my crotch.. more than once...

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

Gone too soon, but went out a total ride.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

Didn't you get your hair done this morning tho?

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

I didn't realise we had reached that level of interest 😄

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

We'll find a way to cope.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

But.. but... cancel culture is real...

Fucking cunts.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

Had a guy tell me we should forgive Mike Tyson because he served his time. Men be menning.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

One of my "shit, but I enjoy watching" films.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 13h

😂 I had to look him up, but yaayy me 😂

Are people screen shotting posts from here to use on twitter? *suddenly feels naked* 👀 😂

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

Ha! Would be the first run in... ummm.. a whole adult lifetime ago 😂

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

Probably a milking machine.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

Wonder if it's kinkyguyni who asked me to be his dom back in the day? Nice lad.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

Any time you can afford it, throw a wee treat to the manual workers. A lot of what they do is drudge and often in shite weather. A wee extra token of thanks, no matter how small, can make all the difference to someone's day.

Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

He carried them up to the shed to the other staff, I heard a "waaahaaay!" roar, quickly followed by a shout across the shed of "[insert name] do yea want a wee celebration?!"

Honestly, if I had known how well they were going to be appreciated I would have bought a bigger box 😂

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

So he finally found a compatible car & said he would knock a tenner off the £40 part, to make up for the wait. I popped up & when paying him I gave him a wee box of chocs as a thank you/no hard feelings/appreciate the nature of ur work gift. He was delighted, thanking me repeatedly as he walked away

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

I could have phoned other scrap yards but he was a jovial type & tbh, scrap men are often dry shites to deal with. He also forgot so many times it became a sort of quest/challenge. I would phone up & chuckle & he'd chuckle & be like "OMG! Love, you're going to KILL me", as he forgot to look again.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 14h

Having a 20yr old car means you go hunting for used parts, rather than spend £220 on one of four door locks that might go at anytime. Anyhow, been phoning the scrap yard at least twice a week for a month asking if they have the part. Scrap man kept forgetting to check.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 15h

You sittin' there in a puddle.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 15h

First rum in 2 or 3mths and I have to say, it's delicious! Mount gay tonight.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 15h

Clearly I'm going to have to get this car door fixed before someone else steals you away from me.

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Scares Erman 👻 🎃 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · 15h

Hollywood is pretty rancid when you look at the people who stood beside the likes of Allen, Polanski & Weinstein when things came out.