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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 19h

a man is singing into a microphone with the words `` do n't call it a comeback ! ''

Alt: L L Cool J is singing into a microphone with the words `` don't call it a comeback ! ''

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 19h

A good response to that awful hate-monger, but I fear they missed a golden opportunity to cite Arkell vs Pressdram

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Topic pic

Two topic chocolate bars in their wrappers .

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Herr Flick Pic

Herr Flick, gestapo officer from BBC comedy Allo Allo .

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely loving the logic there that a wealth tax means he can't lie about the future prospects of a vacuous start up he's using to spend other people's money.

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Dick pic

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

So either she's Nadine Dorries to Trumps' Boris, or she's lining up a run at the top.

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

Who activated sleeper agent Green?

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 1d

For Trump, "studied for a long time" equals "looked directly at it for more than 15 seconds without interruption".

It's why he's only really an expert in underage pageant girls and solar eclipses.

Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 1d

Twitter user factpostnews:
RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol.

Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Well, I feel seen, observed, noticed, viewed, recognised and spotted.

General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 2d

He's got a point #CelebrityTraitors

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

He's looking to absolutely dominate Monopoly game ownership.

There should be a word for that.

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Ginger and Cinnamon are spices. How do you spice spices? This is making my head hurt.

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

And they say video games can't be educational

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't "shooting people outside strip clubs" basically the premise behind all the GTA games?

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Not all heroes wear capes
Some wear inflatable novelty animal costumes

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

How did Ralph Wiggum get to be HHS Secretary?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

That's not breakfast
That's a war crime

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Retirement plans delayed once more

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

Huzzah!

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

TWO INDIA PALE ALES?
Madness!

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

If this kills Microsoft, and there's no reason it won't, the company underwriting the software integrity of most public bodies and huge swathes of the private sector suddenly goes dark.

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 2d

You wanna be, where everybody knowhohohooos your name

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 3d

See, this is what happens when you buy cheap Chinese pepper spray off Amazon

Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 3d

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is pointing with his finger .

Alt: Sir Mixalot in full hand gesture flow .

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 3d

Runaway house price inflation! Whooo!