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WARNING: PORN AHEAD TF Smut-Artist 29 - she/they/it 🏳️‍⚧️ - Dog 8) Owned by @triangel.bsky.social Commissions: ❌️ Sketchbook account: @hundehode.bsky.social Email: [email protected]
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pessimist.bsky.social
I would absolutely pay to see Greg Abbott try to do a weighted squat.
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Greg Abbott tells Pritzker to "stop complaining and do some pushups"
pessimist.bsky.social
This is completely anecdotal evidence so take it with a grain of salt but ive had a few people come up to me like "yo wtf is this" become some of my most frequent clients.
pessimist.bsky.social
My growl, ooooh~

My growl is scary af, and I cannot do it outside of dog space.
pessimist.bsky.social
"Do you awoof or boof" - right now my bark sounds like the noise you make when youre being flogged.
pessimist.bsky.social
"this isnt a question but your CTF work is some of the best work i've ever seen! you're so talented!" - thank you ❤️

Now to let my ego show for a moment, I low key believe I significantly helped ctf gain more mainstream attention in the general tf space
pessimist.bsky.social
"Do you awoof or boof" - right now my bark sounds like the noise you make when youre being flogged.
pessimist.bsky.social
"someone got it bad for u" - I get this a lot more than you think.
pessimist.bsky.social
Write a 50 page essay - 😬
-in Chicago. 😌
pessimist.bsky.social
May your lips blacken, and your teeth gnarl like the yew branch.
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sww92.bsky.social
Moon's awake now

#TFEveryday #transfur #TF #furryart #furry #WerewolfWednesday
pessimist.bsky.social
15 hours until I become a complete puddle of gay ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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junlper.beer
i’ll never get over this
pessimist.bsky.social
Thats kinda how it feels to me. Like at the end if the day all of these people are just miserable and transparently insecure people. It wouldn't surprise me if we saw him in a vulnerable moment there
pessimist.bsky.social
Still thinking about Stephen Miller faking a disconnect by staring directly at the camera for ten seconds, while the other anchor tries to play along.
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coineanach.bsky.social
I'm less of a puppy girl and more of a dog woman with a stable career whose tired all the time.
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pessimist.bsky.social
#kinktober2025 04 - Natural

Maybe its the moon. Or maybe you were always like this.

Needy. Yearning. Melting at the slightest touch. Your guard lets down. The beast seeks an opportunity to reveal itself.

Let me into your head. I'll scramble your brains and make you forget your fucking name.
A woman transforms into a dog. Barely changed in the first panel, her nose is bleeding, she's crying, drooling, and flush. She smiles and says "Please fuck my thoughts away"

The second panel shows her further along. Snout growing in, hair flinging around from the violent sex. Her owner grabs at her breasts. "Morrrrrr" she cries. Her words degrading into mush.
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tofte.bsky.social
Tangential, but wanna know from a prof's POV why so many have stories about getting good grades on work we cranked out last minute?

Pressure forces you to be creative and take risks. You didn't fool your prof, who 100% knew you slapped that shit together. You earned it by engaging and stretching.
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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pessimist.bsky.social
In all seriousness though its a pretty bad clip.

Like "she's so spoiled", like I hope we all saw that all she did was put *a* paw down on the floor.