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P.G. Wodelouse 💀

@pgwodelouse.bsky.social

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Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1h

You scoundrel

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 2h

Are you, in fact, the Earl of Grantham?

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 7h

Not quite sure how I feel about that but sure, why not

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 7h

Noted

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 7h

‘How do you like your eggs?’

‘Erm, cooked?’

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Helen McAra @hedgerownibbler.bsky.social · 20h

Violet webcap (Cortinarius violaceus) growing under gorse today near the Devil’s Punchbowl in Surrey. An absolute stunner of a mushroom and nationally rare - it’s always good to see these beauties.
#ukfungi

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 7h

Classic rugby club fare. Pie, peas, mint sauce and gravy, eaten with a wooden fork

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Daniel Tunnard @danieltunnard.bsky.social · 17h

I also had a swig of my dad's Kestrel in the garage, which he had been using as an ashtray

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 17h

Republic of South Yorkshire

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 17h

That’ll teach you to go fridge raiding, lad

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 18h

And you weren’t weaned on hot jelly?

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 19h

It seeps into the earth and back up through our bones

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 19h

Oh my goodness, have neither of you ever been to Yorkshire?!

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 19h

Thought Barbarian (Cregger, 2022) was pretty good, albeit the threat is funnier than it is scary

A drenched woman stands on the porch of an Airbnb she really shouldn’t enter

The same woman stands at the far-end of a liminal corridor

An absolute wanker is terrified by what he sees coming along the corridor at him

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

His donkey does it

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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 1d

hahahahaha
what just happened right now is the email from the enewsletter he sends round just turned up on my screen saying "welcome to the positive corner of the internet" ahahaaa

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Hell Iween @derbren.bsky.social · 1d

Not many people know that the original script read “I’ll be back, with a turkey”

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Let me tell u y yr WRONG

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Commando or Predator, wot’s so difficult

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Wot’s yr fave Arnie film?

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

In a suitably heightened state for World Mental Health Day

P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

That is a massive cup of coffee. Too big, tbqhwy. Some might say greedy

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Beyond the bombastic score, occasional caricature, iffy narration and odd moment of Hammer unsubtlety, Dr Jeykll and Sister Hyde is a surprisingly probing exploration of duality, gender identity and sexuality, full of lovely symmetry, dramatic irony and Norman Warwick’s gorgeous cinematography

Dr Jeykll - or is it Sister Hyde - losing control of who and what they are in the reflection of a mirror shattered by a dagger

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P.G. Wodelouse 💀 @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 1d

Enjoying Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde (Ward Baker, 1971) inordinately, not least how, upon the first transformation, Jekyll immediately gets their newly discovered tits out, shuns brandy for a girly glass of wine and then fashions a lovely scarlet dress from some drapes. Classic woman-ing