Irene
@derbren.bsky.social
books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
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Can't wait for everyone who's been longing for January to end to meet what comes next
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Can't wait for everyone who's been longing for January to end to meet what comes next
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I feel like one of the biggest comprehension gaps at the moment is between those of us who think that big companies fuck everything up and are just basically a Bad Thing (because our only dealings with them are as "customers") and...
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I feel like one of the biggest comprehension gaps at the moment is between those of us who think that big companies fuck everything up and are just basically a Bad Thing (because our only dealings with them are as "customers") and...
ok, wow, unfollowing now. I was a big fan of the blue album and Pinkerton but was not aware that they would have the callousness to substitute my parmesan for a 24-month pecorino without consulting with me first.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
ok, wow, unfollowing now. I was a big fan of the blue album and Pinkerton but was not aware that they would have the callousness to substitute my parmesan for a 24-month pecorino without consulting with me first.
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Ha! A meeting that could've been an email to cinema.
Never an airplane letter to TV miniseries.
Or a love letter to epistolary novels.
Never an airplane letter to TV miniseries.
Or a love letter to epistolary novels.
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Ha! A meeting that could've been an email to cinema.
Never an airplane letter to TV miniseries.
Or a love letter to epistolary novels.
Never an airplane letter to TV miniseries.
Or a love letter to epistolary novels.
great, another love letter to cinema
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 AM
great, another love letter to cinema
I never learned to play an instrument as a kid. I have been trying to teach myself to play the guitar for years now and it’s so harrrd. Please I don’t want tips, just acknowledgment that it’s hard and potentially embarrassing when you’ve started seeing a musician
January 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I never learned to play an instrument as a kid. I have been trying to teach myself to play the guitar for years now and it’s so harrrd. Please I don’t want tips, just acknowledgment that it’s hard and potentially embarrassing when you’ve started seeing a musician
heard your boyfriend booked ahead to see the Melania film
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
heard your boyfriend booked ahead to see the Melania film
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The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
new business opening on main
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
new business opening on main
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Butt dial M for manslaughter
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Butt dial M for manslaughter
For a reasonable fee, I will teach adults in the UK the *real AI skills**
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
For a reasonable fee, I will teach adults in the UK the *real AI skills**
watched this last night. Jean Arthur delightful as always. Clever scriptt. recommend! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tal...
The Talk of the Town (1942 film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 AM
watched this last night. Jean Arthur delightful as always. Clever scriptt. recommend! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tal...
working on a freelance project where the client demands top security so I’m not allowed to use my own computer. The agency just sent me this ffs. It looks like straight out of 1999, it’s dirty, it’s cracked in three places and it has one of those little red clits
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
working on a freelance project where the client demands top security so I’m not allowed to use my own computer. The agency just sent me this ffs. It looks like straight out of 1999, it’s dirty, it’s cracked in three places and it has one of those little red clits
to think that my last amazon purchase probably helped finance the Melania film is enough to never use them again
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 AM
to think that my last amazon purchase probably helped finance the Melania film is enough to never use them again
The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."
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Neil Young has escalated his way against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland. More:
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free
Neil Young has escalated his way against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland.
www.rollingstone.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Neil Young has escalated his way against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland. More:
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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If I were the Beckham's family therapist, I'd lock them all in a room together and tell them "None of you is leaving until all of you have farted."
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If I were the Beckham's family therapist, I'd lock them all in a room together and tell them "None of you is leaving until all of you have farted."
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JOB(S) ALERT
We're looking for TWO new members for the editorial team - send your application to [email protected].
We're looking for TWO new members for the editorial team - send your application to [email protected].
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 PM
JOB(S) ALERT
We're looking for TWO new members for the editorial team - send your application to [email protected].
We're looking for TWO new members for the editorial team - send your application to [email protected].
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her: I guess I'm looking for something of a Renaissance Man, you know?
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
her: I guess I'm looking for something of a Renaissance Man, you know?
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
please, no more Downfall parodies.
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
please, no more Downfall parodies.
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was privileged enough to go to an advanced screening, and don't believe what the critics are saying - MELANIA is a triumph. Yes the dance numbers lag a bit, and the Trump birthday sex scene is a smidge long, but the bit in the airlock where the Melania bursts out of Zachary Levi's stomach? Inspired.
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
was privileged enough to go to an advanced screening, and don't believe what the critics are saying - MELANIA is a triumph. Yes the dance numbers lag a bit, and the Trump birthday sex scene is a smidge long, but the bit in the airlock where the Melania bursts out of Zachary Levi's stomach? Inspired.
there is a time in any new relationship during which the people involved pretend they don’t fart.
when you’ve crossed that threshold, you’re officially a couple.
when you’ve crossed that threshold, you’re officially a couple.
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
there is a time in any new relationship during which the people involved pretend they don’t fart.
when you’ve crossed that threshold, you’re officially a couple.
when you’ve crossed that threshold, you’re officially a couple.
Robert McFarlane seems to hold the nature writing monopoly for radio 4
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Robert McFarlane seems to hold the nature writing monopoly for radio 4