Irene
@derbren.bsky.social
books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
I regret to inform you that this is a prawn in a fur costume madam
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I regret to inform you that this is a prawn in a fur costume madam
tonight: Bergman vs Bergman
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
tonight: Bergman vs Bergman
the reason I wanted to learn how to do it is because many years ago, a colleague’s mum made this very cool laptop case. Does anybody know how to do this? it’s all one piece. she must have crocheted around. even the button closing bit seems to be built in.
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
the reason I wanted to learn how to do it is because many years ago, a colleague’s mum made this very cool laptop case. Does anybody know how to do this? it’s all one piece. she must have crocheted around. even the button closing bit seems to be built in.
lads, I have crocheted a wonky beanie
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
lads, I have crocheted a wonky beanie
“sustained good conduct” is like one of those vague Priti Patel phrases, like “being a nuisance” that you can activate whenever you feel like it. a bit like “swimming at the right speed for the medium lane”
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
“sustained good conduct” is like one of those vague Priti Patel phrases, like “being a nuisance” that you can activate whenever you feel like it. a bit like “swimming at the right speed for the medium lane”
I’m learning how to crochet. Ninotchka is helping me
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I’m learning how to crochet. Ninotchka is helping me
might stay here all weekend
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
might stay here all weekend
me at the start of the week vs me today
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
me at the start of the week vs me today
she has had a service 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
she has had a service 🥰
N is on season 17 of her favourite show
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
N is on season 17 of her favourite show
my moisuriser has “snow mushroom” in it. Lads, is this good
February 5, 2026 at 10:22 AM
my moisuriser has “snow mushroom” in it. Lads, is this good
from an actual Linkedin conversation. We are so cooked.
February 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
from an actual Linkedin conversation. We are so cooked.
as a foreigner I’m unfamiliar with this idiom. anyone care to explain?
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
as a foreigner I’m unfamiliar with this idiom. anyone care to explain?
it’s giving Farley Granger isn’t it?
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
it’s giving Farley Granger isn’t it?
my perfect little love
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
my perfect little love
doing stretches on my yoga mat and N felt left out so she climbed onto my backto see what downward facing dog was all about
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
doing stretches on my yoga mat and N felt left out so she climbed onto my backto see what downward facing dog was all about
ok, wow, unfollowing now. I was a big fan of the blue album and Pinkerton but was not aware that they would have the callousness to substitute my parmesan for a 24-month pecorino without consulting with me first.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
ok, wow, unfollowing now. I was a big fan of the blue album and Pinkerton but was not aware that they would have the callousness to substitute my parmesan for a 24-month pecorino without consulting with me first.
new business opening on main
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
new business opening on main
working on a freelance project where the client demands top security so I’m not allowed to use my own computer. The agency just sent me this ffs. It looks like straight out of 1999, it’s dirty, it’s cracked in three places and it has one of those little red clits
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
working on a freelance project where the client demands top security so I’m not allowed to use my own computer. The agency just sent me this ffs. It looks like straight out of 1999, it’s dirty, it’s cracked in three places and it has one of those little red clits
my mum sent this today from Germany
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
my mum sent this today from Germany
me, ordering the chicken
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
me, ordering the chicken
me, after my Stanislavski acting class, describing places purely in terms of their emotional truthfulness
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
me, after my Stanislavski acting class, describing places purely in terms of their emotional truthfulness