Irene
@derbren.bsky.social
books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
hehe I have a feeling Weezer might play when I log on
January 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
hehe I have a feeling Weezer might play when I log on
This organisation is also putting all team meetings into my calendar that you can’t delete. They stay there even if you decline. Corporates suck so bad.
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This organisation is also putting all team meetings into my calendar that you can’t delete. They stay there even if you decline. Corporates suck so bad.
The @douglascheape.bsky.social and Hamish bromance is one of the nicest things in my timeline every day
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The @douglascheape.bsky.social and Hamish bromance is one of the nicest things in my timeline every day
oh I just heard they’re laying off a huge amount of staff
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 PM
oh I just heard they’re laying off a huge amount of staff
when your twisted tights slide down just a bit so most of your thighs are being strangled while the tops rub against each other as you waddle
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
when your twisted tights slide down just a bit so most of your thighs are being strangled while the tops rub against each other as you waddle
haha and the clandestine pulling into place with your hand when you think nobody’s watching
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
haha and the clandestine pulling into place with your hand when you think nobody’s watching
In other news, I just saw Stoppard’s Arcadia at The Old Vic. Loved it!
January 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
In other news, I just saw Stoppard’s Arcadia at The Old Vic. Loved it!
Reposted by Irene
If I were the Beckham's family therapist, I'd lock them all in a room together and tell them "None of you is leaving until all of you have farted."
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If I were the Beckham's family therapist, I'd lock them all in a room together and tell them "None of you is leaving until all of you have farted."
I think Brooklyn taught David to fart in front of Victoria
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I think Brooklyn taught David to fart in front of Victoria
I’ll just do that then, shall I?
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I’ll just do that then, shall I?
No, Bovino and Stephen Miller
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 PM
No, Bovino and Stephen Miller
i’m just mostly…baffled
January 27, 2026 at 12:23 PM
i’m just mostly…baffled
you’re leaving the room along with @kelseyfeed.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 PM
you’re leaving the room along with @kelseyfeed.bsky.social