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PhDsurfbum
@phdsurfbum.bsky.social
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My screen name covers some of it, except the part about being a progressive, middle-aged, white guy with young kids. Things that make me happy (don't read into the order... too much): 🌊🏄🏽🤙🏽🏖️🌅 🌈♀️⚧️☮️♂️ 🐯🐕😻🐬🐳 🎷🎸🎹 🌝⭐🌠☄️ 🗺️
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 9d
Four things I skeet a lot about right now:
1. We outnumber them
2. I want to know who the alleged abusers are in the files
3. Following orders you know are illegal does not absolve you of guilt
4. Due to the season, beachy things. Waves, sunsets (once the time starts working out), maybe some birds
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 6h
A baseball game where 4 runs were scored, all on solo homers, sounds terrible to me (I was on a plane and couldn't watch). My solution: make balls over the fence triples
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 9h
The hat looks more Dia de los Muertos than Halloween. Love it!
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 11h
I finally watched Sinners on a flight. Now I want to open a Juke Joint. That's the right takeaway, right?
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 21h
Relize Defiles might become my new screen name
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 21h
I don't understand why people don't seem to believe me when I say I am the founder of antifa. And now it seems like you're saying my girlfriend is fictitious, as well
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
There is a limited number of inflatable frog costumes. I think we'll be safe
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
Our society would be SOOOO much better if more people had this attitude
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mr. dooku @isalrightnow.bsky.social · 11d
when you see rotting bananas dont say to yourself "these bananas are no good" instead say "i failed these bananas" #accountability
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
The Nobel Peace Prize has gotten a lot of attention the last couple days (congrats to legit winner Maria Corina Machado, BTW)

But I still want to know who any alleged abusers might be in any secret files that anyone... you know... like the federal government... might hold
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon character is looking out of a hole and the word light bulb is on the bottom
Alt: Gru getting an idea, saying "light bulb"
media.tenor.com
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
I was going to be a frog for Halloween. But costumes are all of a sudden really hard to get a hold of
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1d
👇🏽profound👇🏽
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
He does seem to ruin a lot of rhetorical questions
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
Can't you actually just do that at your job? I'm sure Ben and Woods could roll with that
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
In this context it's 'Merica. Please be culturally sensitive
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
Don't worry. Next year, roboumps. And about fricken' time!
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
I am the founder of antifa. And all this discussion of my non-existent girlfriend is making my wife very angry. Please stop.
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
I need to get this off my chest.

I hate the godsdamn Dodgers

The only good that can come out of any of this is for the Brewers to finally put away the Cubs, and then make the Dodgers look like little babies in the NLCS. Please, baseball gods, I'm praying, here
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
Well, at least you don't have to do that
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
I can think of a lot of cool celebrities. But it is hard to come up with anyone cooler than The Man in Black. And I am not a country music fan
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
I am like you and don't like either of these teams. And yet I am still rooting for like a million innings so the teams wear themselves out. My Padres may be out, but somewhere deep in my baseball brain I think the more pitches they throw now, the better for us next year
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
When MLB calls to ask my opinion, I will tell them ghost runner good
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry, can't resist...

how do you rehearse for improv?
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
It's almost the time of year where I get to see sunsets. The precursor this afternoon was worth a shot. Rain in the forecast, so fun clouds
A low tide beach with small waves and a few surfers. Sun shining through some clouds towards the horizon
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
to harden and resist than join the fascists. While history certainly shows a violent minority can dominate a much larger population, I do not believe that would happen here. Our belief in our right to self-determination/individualism would, ironically, collectively save us. My $0.02
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2d
gets more and more aggressive, they will start to impede the perceived freedoms of more and more citizens. Eventually the currently uninformed, soft middle of the antifa - fascist spectrum would begin to be impacted. Said soft middle would be far more likely
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