She Blinded Me With Violence
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And I get that. It is a corny narrative game, and leans into it. I prefer it to BOTW, though. I had more fun playing it. Plus a bit of a mythology nerd.

Can't compare to TOTK, because they came out with that bonkers construction mechanic for that game.
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I realize this ends with the Bills hanging 50 in Charlotte next weekend but I am gonna stick my finger in an outlet that may ir may not be live until then.
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sundownmotel.bsky.social
“sir, the hut has been out-pizza’d”
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Falcons put a tuddy on the Bills in less than three minutes.

You know who did not allow the Falcons to score a single point across 60 minutes of football? That's right, the Carolina Panthers.
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Thinking about getting real ignorant WRT the Panthers.
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Love that game. Also appreciated the goofiness. Felt they did a right amount of silly and dad jokes without it tipping over into being grating, a la Borderlands 3.
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this is literally the cbs news fact-checking process now
mitch hedberg: "i get the roundabout aids test. i call my friend brian and i say 'hey brian, do you know anyone who has aids? ...no? cool, cause you know me.'"
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Do not perceive the Panthers.

We do not exist. Never have.
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Panthers gotta keep Jaycee on Pickens every play.
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Supertramp cut off the jam at the end of "Goodbye Stranger" way too early. They had at least another minute in that bad boy.
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I would like to direct your attention to the Jets passing yards after 60 minutes of professional football.
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Is this where I come in with the Spurs joke
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But we aren't, we won't, and we march on.