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phunkypunk.bsky.social
PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
@phunkypunk.bsky.social
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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h
Who hasn't made $192 million in two hours - for doing absolutely nothing?
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h
They could've been in prison for unpaid council tax Peter, you don't know.

Your guesswork is enormously unhelpful, just celebrate the death of a rancid paedophile, like a normal person will you?
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 8h
For some reason this picture reminds me of the 2008 film, In Bruges.

Specifically the line, "Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf."
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 8h
"Mmmm.... Forbidden lunch..."
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 8h
At the risk of boring myself to death through endless repetition:

"EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION!"
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h
"The ongoing quest for a free lunch".
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h
Another day, and another steaming pile of dogshit disguised as words streams out of this mentally unfit morons mouth.

If he was a horse, you'd take him out the back, shoot him and turn him into glue, making him finally fucking useful for the first time in his parasitic little life.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h
*Some.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 12h
"Fears over AI bubble bursting grow in Silicon Valley"

Meanwhile Peter Thiel is wanging sopme weird old bollocks about "People who don't worship da AI is like, da antichrists, maan!"...

Smells like fear to me Petey boy, AND I LOVE IT!

Fuck your militarised AI shit.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A tangled web of deals stokes AI bubble fears in Silicon Valley
Some are worried that the rapid rise in the value of AI tech companies may be a bubble waiting to burst.
www.bbc.co.uk
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 16h
"May not like it"? Mate... What's not to like? I love it!

If I had any spare whips, I'd be sending them off right now!
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
The first hundred and twenty years of life are the toughest.

It gets easier after that... Allegedly.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not so sure... I can remember when car horn sometimes played tunes.

Dark days... Bodies everywhere...
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d
@Caissie I believe road rage incidents would go down 98% if car manufacturers installed horns that sounded stupid. Go back to awoogah horns.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
These two fella's are great. Exposing the clichéd marketing bullshit that we're all so tired of hearing, one slimy, overused sentence at a time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4HK...
Every Company's Purpose Statement is Exactly The Same
YouTube video by Wankernomics
www.youtube.com
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYkP...
This Is Not America (2002 Remaster)
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
www.youtube.com
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
Day 3,925,835,820,628,528, and still no Epstein Files.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
In 1989, the American pop group The Bangles released their song "Eternal Flame", in which they asked "Is this burning an eternal flame?".

Thanks to recent advances in medical science it can now be revealed that the burning they sang about was, in fact, syphilis.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d
Being six years old and enjoying it is entirely understandable.

Being twenty six and enjoying it is, in my view, grounds for being detained under the mental health act.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
Spain has an excellent track record of fucking fascists in the face.

That American wank-fest won't work over there.

But please try...
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
"Circumcision 'highly likely' linked to autism", said famous (for unknown reasons) poly-twat, omni-moron, anti-semite and gibbering gibbon, Robert Fucking Kennedy junior (71) today.

It's time to hide your uncircumcised autistic daughters.

...This fucking planet, man...
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
I have just learned, against my will & completely accidentally, that there will be a sequel to the Minecraft film.

Kill me now.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
So, tr*mps announcement regarding a supposed peace deal was the steaming pile of bullshit I automatically presumed it would be before I scrolled straight past it without reading it?
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
I enjoyed it, I'm glad someone else did too!
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jft3...
Tuba Skinny - Jubilee Stomp - Royal Street I
YouTube video by TheWsm
www.youtube.com
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