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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 9h

Spain has an excellent track record of fucking fascists in the face.

That American wank-fest won't work over there.

But please try...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

"Circumcision 'highly likely' linked to autism", said famous (for unknown reasons) poly-twat, omni-moron, anti-semite and gibbering gibbon, Robert Fucking Kennedy junior (71) today.

It's time to hide your uncircumcised autistic daughters.

...This fucking planet, man...

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

I have just learned, against my will & completely accidentally, that there will be a sequel to the Minecraft film.

Kill me now.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

So, tr*mps announcement regarding a supposed peace deal was the steaming pile of bullshit I automatically presumed it would be before I scrolled straight past it without reading it?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 12h

I enjoyed it, I'm glad someone else did too!

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jft3...

Tuba Skinny - Jubilee Stomp - Royal Street I

YouTube video by TheWsm

www.youtube.com

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

#CorporateCowardice

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 16h

Yup. Also me.

I've mysteriously forgotten how to speak Italian though.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

(I was minus 28 years old when WW2 started!)

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

Agreed. These "people" are incapable of anything even remotely approaching sanity.

Which is why the regime needs to be mercilessly mocked and ridiculed at every available opportunity.

I would own up to it, and say that yes, I am the founder of Antifa and WW2 is all on me, & THEY'RE WELCOME!

😃

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22h

Everything this immature Krusty Gnome cretin does and says gets increasingly more insane. "Founders of Antifa"? The IDEA of being anti-fascist?

Next up, "We will hunt down the person who invented art!", "Death to the enemies of bullshit!"

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not saying that Badenoch DOES strangle puppies I'm just asking the question,

"DOES BADENOCH STRANGLE PUPPIES?"

"HAS ANYONE SEEN BADENOCH NOT STRANGLING PUPPIES?"

"ARE PUPPIES TOO STRONG FOR BADENOCH TO STRANGLE?"

"DOES BADENOCH PREFER TO STRANGLE KITTENS?"

We need answers!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 23h

Quote: "Today’s installment in America’s ongoing descent into farce"

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump’s ‘Antifa roundtable’ was so much worse than you’re imagining

Holly Baxter reports on a meeting which, at one point, appeared to position people protesting against Nazis in the Weimar Republic as the bad guys, and at another saw the president declare, ‘We got ri...

www.independent.co.uk

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 23h

And I'm singing, "All I want for christmas, is a satisfying poo!"

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 23h

Sounds like a cushy gig? I'll bet this clueless fucker still managed to cock it up somehow though...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Please keep him as busy as you can while I find a way to sneak onto the ship and hide away?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Not publishing this report is tantamount to lying to the British public.

The British government wouldn't lie to us, would they? (<--- Sarcasm. Of course they fucking would, Those bastards lie about everything they can.)

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

National security threatened by climate crisis, UK intelligence chiefs due to warn

Report by joint intelligence committee delayed, with concerns expressed that it may not be published

www.theguardian.com

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Especially the PUPPIES!

Linda @linda2111.bsky.social · 1d

Especially for Farage abd Reform supporters

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

MelaniaBot 1.0 has crashed and needs to reboot.

Again.

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

When you realize you've slept your way to the bottom

[pic of melania]

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying that Nigel Farage DOES strangle puppies I'm just asking the question,
"DOES NIGEL FARAGE STRANGLE PUPPIES?"
"HAS ANYONE SEEN NIGEL FARAGE NOT STRANGLING PUPPIES?"
"ARE PUPPIES TOO STRONG FOR NIGEL FARAGE TO STRANGLE?"
"DOES NIGEL FARAGE PREFER TO STRANGLE KITTENS?"

We need answers!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

"Bitches gonna bitch"

Maybe electing a bitch paedophile to ru(i)n America was a bad idea.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Is it just me, or does it seem like the American politicians have been saying this exact same thing for about the last twenty four years at this point?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

The meme says it's sorry, but I'm fucking not.

Take a long, hard & cold look at yourselves Israel, you're the terrorists now, you idiots.

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