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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 9m

Yup. Also me.

I've mysteriously forgotten how to speak Italian though.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

(I was minus 28 years old when WW2 started!)

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

Agreed. These "people" are incapable of anything even remotely approaching sanity.

Which is why the regime needs to be mercilessly mocked and ridiculed at every available opportunity.

I would own up to it, and say that yes, I am the founder of Antifa and WW2 is all on me, & THEY'RE WELCOME!

😃

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

Everything this immature Krusty Gnome cretin does and says gets increasingly more insane. "Founders of Antifa"? The IDEA of being anti-fascist?

Next up, "We will hunt down the person who invented art!", "Death to the enemies of bullshit!"

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 6h

I'm not saying that Badenoch DOES strangle puppies I'm just asking the question,

"DOES BADENOCH STRANGLE PUPPIES?"

"HAS ANYONE SEEN BADENOCH NOT STRANGLING PUPPIES?"

"ARE PUPPIES TOO STRONG FOR BADENOCH TO STRANGLE?"

"DOES BADENOCH PREFER TO STRANGLE KITTENS?"

We need answers!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 6h

Quote: "Today’s installment in America’s ongoing descent into farce"

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump’s ‘Antifa roundtable’ was so much worse than you’re imagining

Holly Baxter reports on a meeting which, at one point, appeared to position people protesting against Nazis in the Weimar Republic as the bad guys, and at another saw the president declare, ‘We got ri...

www.independent.co.uk

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

And I'm singing, "All I want for christmas, is a satisfying poo!"

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

Sounds like a cushy gig? I'll bet this clueless fucker still managed to cock it up somehow though...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

Please keep him as busy as you can while I find a way to sneak onto the ship and hide away?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

Not publishing this report is tantamount to lying to the British public.

The British government wouldn't lie to us, would they? (<--- Sarcasm. Of course they fucking would, Those bastards lie about everything they can.)

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

National security threatened by climate crisis, UK intelligence chiefs due to warn

Report by joint intelligence committee delayed, with concerns expressed that it may not be published

www.theguardian.com

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 17h

Especially the PUPPIES!

Linda @linda2111.bsky.social · 18h

Especially for Farage abd Reform supporters

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 17h

MelaniaBot 1.0 has crashed and needs to reboot.

Again.

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h

When you realize you've slept your way to the bottom

[pic of melania]

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 17h

I'm not saying that Nigel Farage DOES strangle puppies I'm just asking the question,
"DOES NIGEL FARAGE STRANGLE PUPPIES?"
"HAS ANYONE SEEN NIGEL FARAGE NOT STRANGLING PUPPIES?"
"ARE PUPPIES TOO STRONG FOR NIGEL FARAGE TO STRANGLE?"
"DOES NIGEL FARAGE PREFER TO STRANGLE KITTENS?"

We need answers!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

"Bitches gonna bitch"

Maybe electing a bitch paedophile to ru(i)n America was a bad idea.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

Is it just me, or does it seem like the American politicians have been saying this exact same thing for about the last twenty four years at this point?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

The meme says it's sorry, but I'm fucking not.

Take a long, hard & cold look at yourselves Israel, you're the terrorists now, you idiots.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

You know what?

I think this might work here in Britain too...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 21h

I was just thinking about that bloke who threatened to release information about Mike Johnsons Grinder profile a few weeks ago, and how I used my Nostradamus Nonsense™ to predict he was full of shit & it turned out he was because he released nothing.

I would've liked to have been wrong about that.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 21h

A couple of American politicians come out with it and say "Tr*mps got dementia!", and the American Press call this brave.

Meanwhile, the rest of us on Planet Earth are just looking at each other, shrugging and thinking, "Well... Yeah? We know? It's bloody obvious at this point?"

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 21h

Give Chump the Ignobel Peace Prize, that dumb fucking child raper wouldn't know the difference.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22h

Funny how Krusty Gnome looks completely different when photographed by British photographers, eh?

Picasso would look at that face and think, "That's just taking the piss mate!"

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

The poor mans Goebbels, Stephen "Gobbles" Miller.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

It appears that I was wrong in my initial assessment of Slow Horses' current story being right wing nationalism led. A sign of good story telling. Be interesting to see where this goes.

Lamb still remains hilariously cutting though, so there's always that!