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Jon
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
Horrific
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
Madness
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2h
Try putting a cold key in your pants and drinking a slug of Tippex
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 3h
MasterCard direct debit just hit my account a month after I paid for a crown at the dentist with no insurance so does anyone want to buy my bath water
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 3h
Is this Keir Starmer’s rap act?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 3h
Oh goodness me no. Everyone knows I’m in bed by 9 with my curlers in
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
He knows to stand in doorways and hold the frame while he flexes a bit. I think they teach that at big arms school
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
The new guy at work checked with me on how to use flexible hours because he wants to set off early to visit friends on Friday. “It’s not a massive rush though. The club opens at 11”

My thoughts: “11? At night? That’s when it *starts*?”
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve not seen glasses. It’s more of a muscle look
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
Cool. Gonna goon hard and chat with the hot system admin at work about it next week
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
Goon means study for Microsoft certifications doesn’t it?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
They said I’m not to linger by the escalators
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
🧐
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
I’d stop for Star Trek on channel 11
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
At least it’s the weekend now
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
5 days off now. Might goon
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 5h
The new Smart Insurance guy is ok but I’d take the original one every time
Original guy New guy
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 9h
There’s a long interview with Tim Curry on the Guardian website and the word “Clue” appears once
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 14h
“ERROR: Erection…” in the logs today. I’m hoping it’s just a planning application that failed to process but we shall see
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
Fragrant
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
Are they saying words have consequences?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
I emailed my Lib Dem MP a couple of weeks ago saying I don’t want a digital ID because of course it will become mandatory for everything over time.

He replied today, agreeing with me and it looks like he actually considered each point I made. The old Tory tractor wanker wouldn’t have bothered
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
I started with Compuserve and then when I switched to a new ISP I didn’t understand why there wasn’t an internet program to get me started
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