One of the announcers on Sky Mix always says “Captain PICKard” when Star Trek TNG is coming up 🤨
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
One of the announcers on Sky Mix always says “Captain PICKard” when Star Trek TNG is coming up 🤨
So… who’s got the biggest penis?
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So… who’s got the biggest penis?
I fixed everything I broke today 😁
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I fixed everything I broke today 😁
Pay day this week😁
I will be making an effort to avoid buying anything American
I will be making an effort to avoid buying anything American
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Pay day this week😁
I will be making an effort to avoid buying anything American
I will be making an effort to avoid buying anything American
Late home thanks to a Road Ahead Closed sign that should’ve been a Road Closed Ahead sign 🤨
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Late home thanks to a Road Ahead Closed sign that should’ve been a Road Closed Ahead sign 🤨
Just off to Aldi if anyone wants a sandwich, multipack of crisps or a reciprocating saw
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Just off to Aldi if anyone wants a sandwich, multipack of crisps or a reciprocating saw
“Jon is a pleasure to have in the team”
I think my new boss just called me a homosexual
I think my new boss just called me a homosexual
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
“Jon is a pleasure to have in the team”
I think my new boss just called me a homosexual
I think my new boss just called me a homosexual
My Microsoft 2FA sign in code was 69 hehe
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 AM
My Microsoft 2FA sign in code was 69 hehe
Maybe we should form some kind of union with Europe to see off the threat from the tangerine dictator
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Maybe we should form some kind of union with Europe to see off the threat from the tangerine dictator
Pottery Throw Down in 20 minutes
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Pottery Throw Down in 20 minutes
Confession: when ONdigital relaunched as ITV Digital and they posted you a sticker to cover up the old logo, I never put it on and just kept watching Hart to Hart on Granada Plus
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Confession: when ONdigital relaunched as ITV Digital and they posted you a sticker to cover up the old logo, I never put it on and just kept watching Hart to Hart on Granada Plus
Am I being targeted here
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Am I being targeted here
I’m appreciating my own hot ass today
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I’m appreciating my own hot ass today
Big Jet TV on tv, flightradar on my iPad, mug of tea and a hob nob. Perfect 👌
January 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Big Jet TV on tv, flightradar on my iPad, mug of tea and a hob nob. Perfect 👌
The old guy in Tesco picking up a Daily Mail seemed really offended when I said “Oh, are you a racist?”
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
The old guy in Tesco picking up a Daily Mail seemed really offended when I said “Oh, are you a racist?”
I turn once again to the Wikipedia page on life expectancy of American men for a glimmer of hope
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I turn once again to the Wikipedia page on life expectancy of American men for a glimmer of hope
I'm going to see a show in Dorchester in February, so of course I've planned my route including exact departure time with 30 minute traffic allowance, found a car park, examined the terms and conditions and virtually walked the route to the venue using Google Streetview
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm going to see a show in Dorchester in February, so of course I've planned my route including exact departure time with 30 minute traffic allowance, found a car park, examined the terms and conditions and virtually walked the route to the venue using Google Streetview
Repost if you’ve ever been in the same room as Dean Gaffney
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Repost if you’ve ever been in the same room as Dean Gaffney
The vet just called to remind me the dog needs a vaccination.
“I’m not at home right now so I can’t check when I’m free but I’ll phone up this week”
“No, don’t. I’ll call in 2 weeks to follow up on this” *click*
Ok, fuck you, admin guy on a power trip
“I’m not at home right now so I can’t check when I’m free but I’ll phone up this week”
“No, don’t. I’ll call in 2 weeks to follow up on this” *click*
Ok, fuck you, admin guy on a power trip
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The vet just called to remind me the dog needs a vaccination.
“I’m not at home right now so I can’t check when I’m free but I’ll phone up this week”
“No, don’t. I’ll call in 2 weeks to follow up on this” *click*
Ok, fuck you, admin guy on a power trip
“I’m not at home right now so I can’t check when I’m free but I’ll phone up this week”
“No, don’t. I’ll call in 2 weeks to follow up on this” *click*
Ok, fuck you, admin guy on a power trip