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Jon
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2h
There’s a long interview with Tim Curry on the Guardian website and the word “Clue” appears once
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
“ERROR: Erection…” in the logs today. I’m hoping it’s just a planning application that failed to process but we shall see
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 18h
Fragrant
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 19h
Are they saying words have consequences?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 19h
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 19h
I emailed my Lib Dem MP a couple of weeks ago saying I don’t want a digital ID because of course it will become mandatory for everything over time.

He replied today, agreeing with me and it looks like he actually considered each point I made. The old Tory tractor wanker wouldn’t have bothered
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 19h
I started with Compuserve and then when I switched to a new ISP I didn’t understand why there wasn’t an internet program to get me started
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
hehe
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
Theinternetwasdownbuthewifiwasworkingohmygodstopthismadness
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
Someone gonna get dicked down if this yaml pipeline doesn’t work soon
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
Nation state attack by Liechtenstein
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
The wifi was working fine I can’t believe I’m having to…

Wait are you trolling me
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
Was your wifi ok?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 21h
“Vodafone crashes!”
“Wi-Fi down across the UK”

😒

The WiFi is actually working ok
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 22h
Vodagone 🥁
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 22h
I’ll be the judge of that. (Please)
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 22h
An option. A sketchy option. Thanks.
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 22h
This is why I declined Vodafone’s offer to have both broadband and mobile through them
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
I’m in a meeting later with someone who looks like Les Dawson and if she does this I’m going to lose it
two women are sitting next to each other on a bench and talking .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a bench and talking .
media.tenor.com
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
Lottery wins
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
This was in the 1920s of course
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
Probably that too, thanks to school dinners
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
I have the mind virus
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
No, it’s wrong
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d
Just walked in to the office kitchen to find a senior director crumbling a dishwasher tablet into the dispenser with his bare hands.

“Oh, hi. Am I doing this right?”

“No”
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