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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 12h

I bought gold in my ISA a year ago. I’m going to spend the profits on thermal socks I think #Bro #BuyMyTradingCourse #Findom

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 12h

You’re not wrong

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 14h

What does it mean if the hot guy at a customer site always sits next to me in meetings? Marriage by next Tuesday I shouldn’t wonder

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 15h

And now you’re walking funny

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 16h

Was it when you made all those death threats?

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 16h

Thank jizzington cuntford fuck it’s nearly the weekend 😮‍💨

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d

It’s 5am why am I conscious

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d

Just watching the episode of Yes Prime Minister where he realises Russia’s “salami” tactics means he’d never actually authorise any retaliation. 🤔

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d

Just done the 6 monthly Freeview rescan on my parents’ tv to update channels. Deleted GB News, obviously

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d

Someone broke the system I was about to use for a live demo but I styled it out 😎

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1d

My plan is to read 0 books by Christmas

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

I like seeing Melinda Snodgrass in the Star Trek TNG credits because she’s lovely and she’s also here on Bluesky

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

It counts for something

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

I have read 0 books this year

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

A cheap HEPA air purifier from Amazon definitely helped with my hay fever this summer so it should work with dust too

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

Train of thought:
1. What? the Queen died ages ago
2. Oh maybe it’s the group. They’re still going.
3. Oh I guess we do have Camilla don’t we

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

You mean like on my knees with my hands tied behind my back and your hands on the back of my head?

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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 2d

I’m helping get a new starter up and running and she’s already forgotten her password, dropped her car keys in the confidential waste and had a panic attack in the revolving doors.

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