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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows

@pikathechu.bsky.social

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🔞/🏳️‍🌈/♂/36/proship/fuzzbutt/CERTIFIED FREAK/Comms open(🎨,🧸,or💎) I know what I like and I like twinks who can throw hands with literal gods. Occasionally political, Always horny on main. 🚫🤖🚫

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 11d

It's weird. It feels weird. Mourning for a parent who is still alive. I don't really take pictures of people, I have face blindness so it would be pointless to me, I take pictures of animals, and dolls, and things like that. Memories, really. 1/?

picnic table at the ohio state fair, cardboard bowl of my favorite snack there, deep fried mashed tatoes. Dad can be seen in the background with his favorite plate from Shmitt's, you can really only see his elbow

My dad's extensive Ventriloquist dummy collection. They are all wearing Mickey mouse hats. Did you know he was buddies with Paul Winchell? No cap.

top of the crtv in the kitchen/dining room at my dad's house. Lots of little nik naks. lots of coke products on the shelf to the left, and lots of cool vintage metal posters on the back wall

An artificial geode Dad got me, don't remember where. Did you know those were a thing? Now you do. I keep it on one of the end tables. Looks real cool, black on the outside with unnatural dyed purple crystals inside

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 14h

are you me? also, what kind of worms? Because the term 'worm' is really just a colloquial term for a certain body plan in which the animal is long, legless, blind, can move through substrate such as sand or dirt, probably slimy. Did you know there is an amphibian worm? It is called a caecilian and-

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 14h

even without context that suit is sharp af, the guy probably needs his eyes checked

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a man with a mustache

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 1d

unfortunately the bsky team have made it very clear they love ai slop so i doubt a report is going to do anything

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 1d

absolutely knock the poster she's been told numerous times it's ai and then locked the post replies instead of deleting

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 1d

bruv this video is ai generated why she got three hands?

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

it's ur mum.

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

At least Romeo and Carlo wouldn't mind it. 🫠

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

I SORRY

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

shh i JOKE

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

Motor oil

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

the one at the bottom has the perfect amount of skrunkle, he's gonna make his forever person very happy(or very exasperated, maybe both)

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with stuffed animals

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 2d

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

I swear for a second I thought that said release the flies. Honestly both would be equally entertaining if done right in front of trump

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

Steve Hofstetter is a god damn treasure

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

i got a splinter on my palm from setting up decorations today hELP

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

well you said DNI creepy assholes and they complied lmao the trash took itself out

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Yajko🍳 @jkotik.bsky.social · 3d

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

Hello, it is I....

THE HOME OF THE SEXUAL

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

so the sentiment is no longer valid?

Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 2d

that's very Vergil of you not gonna lie.

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 4d

he nakie hehe

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もち @motimoti0144.bsky.social · 4d

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Pika Butt the ultimate simp of ultimate wet meowmeows @pikathechu.bsky.social · 5d

ok but imagining a lil magpie in a lab coat and glasses is hilarious rn

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