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soul nate
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
bluesky ass reply
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
[walking into a bris] time for a bit of the old ultra-violence
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
the two genders
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 2d
same thing
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 2d
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 9d
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Sep 10
this has got to be the lamest way of telling somebody to off themselves
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Sep 10
well. yeah
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Aug 5
doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him

bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jul 23
this is how you know i’m REAL
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jul 23
holy shit bro. they’re interviewing subway jared on the fart brothers podcast. he agreed the kid stuff was “a bummer” and now they’re all taking turns trying on the Big Pants. so proud of these boys
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jul 5
kirkland signature would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 29
me [forgetting the alamo]:
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 28
nothing hurts more than knowing you have let down the owner of the wind farm, Jake Wind
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 27
hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages

video game executive: cool. sounds very normal

kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 27
me [the lawyer who has to get elon musk to sign 27 child support checks every month]: hello sir. no not the usual thing this time it’s something epic
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 19
buying and wearing this shirt to the dentist
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 18
buddy and his wife gave their baby a stupid name so i’ve been workshopping cool star wars names for him instead. he started crying from the other room and i said “Graff Chorlo on comms.” i have been told this is “not helpful”
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 12
oh. so it’s state manufactured propaganda
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 12
insane thing to discover as the 10mg gummy is peaking
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 12
lmao wait. how has nobody told me that the music played in walmart is “walmart radio.” like they have a DJ that’s pops sometimes and he’s like hello brenda from store 3914, you’re live on the air. and then she’ll say hi!! i’d like to shout out my shift manager jason
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Jun 6
insane innovation happening at 7-11’s flavor labs
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