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“What a lovely day!” — Pantagleize Actual former civil servant. Defended the Constitution, then got P2025ed. Opinions expressed here are opinionated.
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“Differently abled” is a euphemism, used because people are uncomfortable with “disabled” as a construct because it sounds icky due to their own baggage.

See: internalized ableism
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Every time something like the GOP chat leak occurs I hear smart people arguing that shame could be a useful tactic. But shame only works if the bad actors think their actions are bad. Hypocrisy, shame, these Victorian-ish norms are just that, norms, guardrails, and they don't work against fascism.
Please ditch the silly euphemism.

“Disabled” works great — it’s an important legal term and not an insult.
The radio ads running in the DC Metro are 🔥 🔥 🔥. All they do is read the texts aloud and it’s perfect. (Kudos to the team who produced them.)
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
To be fair, the other problem was just plain luck: the deconstructionists had taken over academic literary studies and that timing was not good for me. (Fuck you, Foucault. You, too, Barth.)
My friends today have Ivy graduate degrees; I have the innate intelligence and work ethic to have been there with them, but because I didn’t know as an undergrad that one should go to office hours to build relationships with profs, for example, and had to direct my own career, I missed out. A lot.
I am indeed planning to attend in my usual human shape.
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chekhov's bluesky account would have been 🔥
MEDVEDENKO. Why is it you always wear black?
MASHA. I'm in mourning for my life. I'm unhappy.
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California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.

Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.

So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
Understanding. No doubt.

My parents were uneducated but very high IQ, and yet there’s a direct line between their lack of awareness and experience with grad school and the end of my academic career. (Mom’s *only* advice for me after getting my BA in 1990 was to, “Get a job as a secretary.”)
Do not underestimate the importance of that comfort in building your success.
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This is not just funny, it's smart. We need more of this mockery that shows these thugs that we see their despicable fascism and give them the respect that they deserve.
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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Good grief. “Sir” and “ma’am” are widely used as a polite honorific in many parts of the country. (It’s one of the things I had to adjust to when moving east, from Calif., so I can understand how it may sound jarring. Even so, this is a silly criticism. Suggest saving your venom for the bad guys.)
“They” disappeared his hair, 😆! Made his crown too small, lol. Dude is decomposing before our eyes.

Miller looks like a character straight out of Hieronmyous Bosch, too, now that he’s got me thinking about hellscapes...
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
Professional services firms who make shit-tons of money need to stop acting like federal bureaucracies, with their repetitive requests for forms and shitty UX platforms. This GenXer is getting tried AF of copying and pasting new codes proving that I exist and am worthy.
A text conversation between wife and spouse. “If they're gonna make me do this fucking form I'm doing it by hand so they have to try to read our writing.” Spouse responds, “Excellent!”
Pennsyltucky, says my pal in the ‘burgh.
Program office must review.
"CEO has some suggestions"
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
Can you work with staff there to use that time reading and writing? If you are in the US, you can contact your state’s “disability legal services provider” (use that term to search) to learn how to advocate for other options.
There’s no shortage of electeds in DC who abuse staff and have anger issues. Women who do this get news coverage; men less often.

AND ALSO … Porter’s whiteboard and chutzpah were great but she threw that all away by being impatient, reach exceeds grasp. Ego too big for hat; needed some cattle.
Fox News is eating this up.

Have you ever seen anyone torch their own governor chances as fast as Katie Porter did last week?

Google searches for “Katie Porter interview” are up 10,000% and her odds of becoming the next California governor just cratered from 40% to under 16%.
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so, this weekend the great Dr. Demento did his final show. I could write a lot about the importance of his show to me & my friends when we were 12 and 13. there's more to it than "he played funny stuff" and "his show is where @alyankovic.bsky.social got his start." 1/3