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I am STILL fucking pissed off Pronouns: he/it Owner of star wars Crossover friendly, silly and funni little fella tag me for anything smile be silly STRAWPAGE: https://pissedofffuckingchair.straw.page

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 17

Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 5

KILL YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.!!!!!!!

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Yeah done deal then!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

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GULPS .. looks like we're really in a Bluesky parody roleplay Mickey mouse situation now... Turns to look at the camera clapping hands against my face and giving the home alone shocked face

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Herrrmmm is that your studio then if so sure! I'd love to!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

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Tugs at shirt collar... GULPS.... ERRRMMM... GUYS.... YOU SEEING THIS....? WHAT THE SCALLOP....?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Mar 4

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

YAAWWWWNNNN I'm bored does anyone wanna be bought out by me? I'm feeling big and greedy right now, right now I'm offering like uhhhh maybe a million? AND a peak at the two really cool palm tree keychains my company owns

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Alright you're hired I'll find someone else to be the head of the yaoi and Yuri department

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Oh fr? Alright how good are you at writing the following: space dragons, giant space worms, wizards and magic, yaoi and yuri

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Hmmm... Maybe I should participate in the war going on.... Hmmmm... Or maybe I can continue building my empire and get bigger and greedier, yeah that sounds awesome

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Hmmm true it just feels like someone is trying to be bigger and greedier than me

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! HOLD ON!!!!! Now I KNOW you want to horribly kill me with your laser beams and radiation BUT. what if I bought you and let you go ham on Disney land?

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Why do I feel like something horrible is happening over at Disney

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

AWESOME. You are going to have to start in the next star wars movie and you do also have to look out for Miku during filming cause she might brutally kill you but other than that you're all good

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

-touch of hopeful survivor in him

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

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It's really hard to choose for chair cause he has a lot of things goin on in that empty little head of his, if you asked it. Well it'd say a blood thirsty warrior. If you perceived him you'd think he was the miserable banker but he is probably more like the self interested knight with a-

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ɴᴇᴡs @therpnnews.bsky.social · Mar 4

QOTD

Who does your muse have the most in common with?

- A noble-hearted thief
- A self-interested knight
- A ruthless doctor
- A pacifistic scientist
- A blood thirsty warrior
- A miserable banker
- A hopeful survivor

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Herrrrmmmm well I don't own Disney soooo I would say as long as you give me anything valuable you find then I'll pay you for it

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Hero... Human... Villain... Monster... I wouldn't worry about terms like that. If you never worry about what you are then you're always the best of what you are. At least that's what I think.

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

How much.

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Isn't that rabbit supposed to have you on a leash where the fuck is he I'm only supposed to be big and greedy around here

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

......huh.... Alright this is pretty awesome

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

GULP

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

Oh good idea there are fifty leaking nuclear reactors in the New York subway so the rats must be super intelligent down there

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

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Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Mar 4

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