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mike g
@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 9h
What being the only team to not have a Pride night does to a MFer.
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 10h
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 10h
Chicago Cubs? More like Chicago SCRUBS!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10h
Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine being an MLB manager. You get to be like, "Damn, my pitcher is cruising. Better take him out so I can put in a new guy in to fuck things up. Makes life interesting!"
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12h
Brewers because I have a soul.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12h
Too many FIBS
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 12h
Has there ever been a new pitcher more overhyped than Misery-owski.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 15h
It still sucks and I wish I could afford to just order out every day instead. Cooking sucks. Eating sucks. Even when both are good they fucking suck.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 15h
I'm getting into the habit of cooking meals and banging pots and slamming the counter when every little thing goes wrong and then when it's done and I eat going "holy shit this tastes fucking amazing I can't believe I made this shit".
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Ok boomer
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Jays in 3, actually. Tonight counts as a loss for the Mariners.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
A-Rod was clean when this game started
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d
Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started
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Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 1d
Dan Wilson was clean shaven when this game started
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Did we not learn last night that the IBB must always be punished by the baseball gods?
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody wants to win, it's in the 15th inning
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Now we gotta give this baseball game a quinceañera
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Force out throw to home skills competition
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Pretty sure we saw the Mets in this game roughly a decade ago. I actually did die.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
These innings do not equal winnings
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Julio Franco guest appearance as pinch hitter
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Can confirm that it still is, a fuckin' game.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like after 12 innings both teams should lose. Toronto gets a free trip to the series. I'm sorry but no one's got time for this shit.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
It is indeed a fuckin' game
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
My free preview of the Spanish broadcast of the Tigers / Mariners game just ran out. So I guess I won't see the end of this one. Great job MLB!
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Why does Aldi's have games, I thought they were a grocery store.
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mike g @pixelsand8.bsky.social · 1d
Mariners just got themselves a Manfred runner.