“i am proud to accept the role of Padres manager” to “if i have to be around these motherfuckers for one more second i’m going to end it all” pipeline

idk if i buy that. they’re only 4 years apart and were both adults when they met

my friend the barred owl in the pict—hey wait a second 😒

ohhhh there ‘e is

what prospective 2026 padres manager opinion has you like this ?

[ toxic work culture voice ] i wasn’t a big Mike Shildt fan but i never like to see anyone retired from their job

Yes actually. If he finally stops messing around and hires my beloved @familymanbro.bsky.social to right the ship

let me have the 3 months for $0.99/mo Audible offer again @amazon.bsky.social i promise i’m gonna stay subscribed this time

They didn’t trade him. He was a free agent.

a Bruce Bochy - Dave Roberts - Pat Murphy sequence of World Series winning managers would reflect poorly on the Padres if we’re being honest

my source in the Padres org claims they haven’t head from AJ since he left to scout 14yo super prospect Victor Amontillado in the DR three days ago

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

we’ve won once in our last 9 matches lol

they should sue the Spirit too bsky.app/profile/horn...

what are the Law Tigers like in real life

great job by my Padres #cubbusters 👏

she’s living my corgi’s dream

Obviously, I wish they’d have been patient and let prospects arrive in hindsight, but I respected, and still respect AJ’s ambition and willingness to go for it. It could have worked out if X, Y, and Z, but it didn’t.

I’m not super resentful—just think you need fresh eyes and analyses at this point.

i WILL be making an appearance (idk if I’ll go to the match or not but I’ll come chill for a bit)

I feel so sad for those who never got to scan and bag their own groceries under the watchful eye of a security guard

you dont see as many Padres in my Good Graces these days

i hate the way yet another season of futility has affected my personal brand

Mood

Tom McCall Waterfront Park 🔜🙏