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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 6h

Add Ryan Seacrest to the list, and Disney would suddenly have at least a dozen new job openings to fill.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 8h

Every day I understand a little bit more why the Germany Nazi party had a Jewish sect.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 8h

True, but then we would have to worry about him spiraling the country. And the Bills would have just as many Super Bowl rings as they do now.

Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 16h

Anything that scares moderate Dems and hardcore right-wingers this much has to be a good idea, because I’ve seen what their good ideas are.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 17h

Dodgers right now

robin from teen titans go is holding a bunch of grapes in his hands

ALT: robin from teen titans go is holding a bunch of grapes in his hands

media.tenor.com

Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t need social media to know who ripped up the ‘93 Oslo Accords that had a peace deal setup for Israel and Palestine.

Hint: It wasn’t Palestine

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d

Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.

Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 2d

“Stuff keeps happening while we’re talking to the managers” OH REALLY

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not an alarmist, but if Mamdani gets elected, we could be looking at a 9/11 every day.

I don’t want daily 9/11’s.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 2d

The Flash has been ruled academically ineligible.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 2d

Live look at person inside Brutus the Buckeye.

a man in a blue shirt and tie says " felt so alive "

ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie says " felt so alive "

media.tenor.com

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

a man with a beard is making a funny face .

ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

Competing for the title of America’s next top beard.

Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a fine line between sicko and psycho.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

Ghost Train is also one of the worst super heroes ever created.

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Panicstreak @panicstreak.bsky.social · 3d

RIP Uni-Watch
uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...

Uni Watch: 1999–2025

After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close.

uni-watch.com

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

Trump: “I would do anything to fund SNAP.”

Dems: “Reestablish Obamacare/ACA protections.”

Trump: “But I won’t do that.”

Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 3d

Kirk Ferentz to LSU confirmed.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

If minimum wage laws are inherently bad, then why do the poorest regions in the country/world have the lowest minimum wages?

You can have 100% employment, but if nobody is making any money, what difference does it make?

Unemployment is a trade off, but it’s not the worst outcome you can have.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

youtu.be/EiUTty3mdhE?...

Family Guy - A Cornish game hen for you

YouTube video by Mr. Rupert

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

Ron Howard leaving is what killed that show.

He was the straight man everyone could play off of. Once he was gone, the dynamic of the show changed, and not for the better.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

Can’t address any of this, but going 2-3 in SEC play is called for direct intervention from the governor.

And you wonder why that state is broken.

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

Has it not occurred to people that maybe a big reason why more MLB players aren’t “marketable” is because at least 70% of them have the personality of a dead fish?

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Paul Moehringer @pmoehringer.bsky.social · 4d

A follow up 9 and 1/2 hour is the corporate world still means you only have a 50% chance at best of getting the job.

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