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Porco Afterdark

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The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero @[email protected] PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED he/him/his

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 1d

Obligatory Both is good response.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

The show or the books?

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

🤣🤣🤣

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

I bought romantic D&D one shots months ago for my wife and I.

I have complete performance anxiety now because I can't remember how the flow goes and I'm dm'ing the first scenario.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sorry for your loss.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Littlest kitten, Supervillain Eimie, vanished after her trip to the vet today. Didn't even reveal herself for dinner.

I was a bit worried until I woke in the middle of the night with a paw firmly touching the back of my leg. Guess I have been reclaimed.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3d

Like the man said. Pure fire, Skellie

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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 4d

theonion.com/netanyahu-th...

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 4d

Today I am playing Raiders of the Lost Poo and discovering fossilized turds that I missed in previous sweeps of the workout room. 🙄

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 4d

Oh fuck. Sorry, lovely.

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 4d

Nah just cheap ass vodka. Recommended for freshening Ren Faire garb. I swear...

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 4d

Started... Going...

A spray bottle of Shout on dryer next to miscellaneous but of cloth

A generic spray bottle on a dryer labeled vodka in black sharpie

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 4d

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 6d

Have you considered a stunt double?

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Stonekettle @stonekettle.bsky.social · 7d

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Why do I keep repairing my 05 Passat?

Because it's comfortable, gets good enough mileage, and has excellent a/c as a back up car.

Oh and look - right on cue my son's Highlander is getting towed to the shop.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Yum.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Starts practicing a Melania RBF while lisping "Come with me to the Casbah"

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Sorry you had delusions of being Scandanavian the model says you're now Slovenian with traces of North African instead...

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 10d

Lol, 23&Me and Ancestry both seem to have dropped new Ethnicity calculations.

Which makes me happy since I'm a Heinz hound and am my own identity.

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 11d

Litter robot is full so cats pooped on the floor ..
Roomba ran through the poop and sketched skidmark in the upstairs hall.
Pretty certain Skynet is just mocking me now...

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 13d

Happy Birthday, Jaja!

Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 13d

Damn. 34 years. How did I find anyone who could tolerate me that long?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15d

The UAE obtained access to advanced AI chips after it purchased $2 billion of Trump's cryptocurrency—alarming security experts. When I tried to explain this to a Missouri focus group, I was greeted with blank stares. Finally, after a long silence, one member asked if anyone involved was trans.

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