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President Goku 🌐

@presidentgoku.bsky.social

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the legendary super statesman twitter: @president_goku not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 4m

sitting down with a therapist who immediately pours a glass of scotch and starts mumbling about how systemically fucked you are

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 17m

applauding my boss for giving me shit jobs and calling me fat while refusing to pay me

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1h

dan wang's label of "the lawyerly society" is great at capturing this tendency

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2h

fed behavior

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2h

making no kings 'problematic' is fed behavior, pass it on

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2h

hopefully our information environment is too hard to control before midterms. nazis and soviets had everything locked down almost as a first order of business

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 3h

please god let le wokisme include free trade at the end of this

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 3h

like the posts where the correct one is the nicest and the wrong one is the most humble. it will bring balance to your qi

a man drinking from a glass with the letters a and c visible

ALT: a man drinking from a glass with the letters a and c visible

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h

raytheon made the first commercial microwaves in 1947. they repurposed radar manufacturing infra that was no longer needed after WW2. atompunk ass time period

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h

we eat breakfast for dinner
we eat blt for second dinner

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h

+1 for player hating

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h

i will no longer measure with ft and in, but with pi and po

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h

federalism is doing us a lot of favors right now

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h

then it's just a guy with a broccoli cut doing the worm

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 13h

i'm just glad that zuck found a way to waste ICE's money too

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 18h

no problem boss

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 18h

you just have to trick yourself into the belief that working is natural body process like breathing

(which only works until someone says "you are currently working," causing you to inexplicably stop and worry that you'll never work again)

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 19h

that's how depressed you've made ChatGPT

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 20h

the moderation settings that hide or warn of adult content work really well for me

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

i have heard cops brag about violating civil rights like it's a cool thing to do

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

yet another problematic twink on the internet

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

nobody handles that shit like macron lmao

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

we've all been there

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

then text that person and tell them. and keep using the self-deprecation

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

the open beta weekends were pretty great. gameplay was nice and smooth. vehicle controls were intuitive. weapons felt right. maps were a barren hellscape by the end