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President Goku 🌐
@presidentgoku.bsky.social
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the legendary super statesman twitter: @president_goku not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 3h
they need to get comfortable representing the US as the exact kind of fascists that republicans want us to be. it's a failure of the art form
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 4h
"it makes me feel angry when you talk about our corruption instead of our violent sadism"
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 7h
i must know if this mold is similar in appearance or spiritual aura to jk rowling's mold
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 7h
i should make a giant golden idol of AOC
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h
but would should make a good hentai body pillow or vulgar mousepad. that's what really counts here
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h
she was so cute it made up for all the david spade
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h
i know we're not in here pretending like kermit the frog isn't a 10
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h
being forced to see nyc mayoral news is almost as bad as being forced to see harvard curriculum news
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 16h
i would die if i had to live in england. and it would be as a martyr
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 19h
the anime version of Mortal Engines
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
my halloween costume / color revolution fit arrived and i must say that i am very intimidating in a pikachu onesie
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
best i can do is Ocean's 11
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
exciting: they're baggy because I lost weight over the summer

it's so over: that means every single pair of pants i own are now girl pants
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
devastating: my 9yo daughter said i was wearing girl jeans because they are "baggy"
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
20% gun ownership is waaay too high to confidently assume that whoever you're attacking is unarmed
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d
perhaps you've forgotten the three day special military operation
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
ok how do we monetize this for malaria nets
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
a proper deep state would already have cnn blaming that factory explosion on russian saboteurs
a man at a bar undergoing psychic duress and trying to hide it in. he is failing. the man is Michael Dorman and he is playing a trouble intelligence officer in the critically acclaimed but tragically unknown series "Patriot". this is jamescore
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
donald trump acting extremely in-character: "here is $20 billion for no reason at all"
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
time for some new uniforms
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
we should just make corruption illegal again. "only applies when you are carrying literal gold bars in your jacket" is dumb af
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
laying awake all night and wondering if senpai's moderation bot thought i was funny
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
if it can making underwriting and researching faster, it should ultimately make better lawyering available to more people. could be a pretty big egalitarian win
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
me and the boys at the function (ice gassed us for dancing too scary)
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d
they're saying that quartering the military is taking up more homes than there are homeless people. something to think about
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