President Goku 🌐
@presidentgoku.bsky.social
the legendary super statesman
twitter: @president_goku
not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
twitter: @president_goku
not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
heartbreaking: leftover turkey in the fridge goes bad by monday
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
heartbreaking: leftover turkey in the fridge goes bad by monday
today i am thankful for pabst blue ribbon
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
today i am thankful for pabst blue ribbon
Me preparing my political takes for thanksgiving dinner:
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me preparing my political takes for thanksgiving dinner:
ads play during my tv screensaver: omfg no. just no. i will never buy this brand of tv again
roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend
roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ads play during my tv screensaver: omfg no. just no. i will never buy this brand of tv again
roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend
roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend
h.g. wells, confirmed bsky user
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
h.g. wells, confirmed bsky user
they're calling it sloppygate
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
they're calling it sloppygate
hillary spoke coldly, staring deeply into his eyes, "so did he suck it or what"
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
hillary spoke coldly, staring deeply into his eyes, "so did he suck it or what"
makes me wonder if massie had an affair that trump was controlling him with
Thomas Massie’s wife died in June 2024. And Trump has opinions about his new marriage.
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
makes me wonder if massie had an affair that trump was controlling him with
how it feels being a straight man on here
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
how it feels being a straight man on here
you're allowed to eat one dum dum per 40 pounds of body weight in a single sitting. it's science
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
you're allowed to eat one dum dum per 40 pounds of body weight in a single sitting. it's science
giving ufc fans the noble savage treatment "i just think it's beautiful how you all can connect with something so primal"
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
giving ufc fans the noble savage treatment "i just think it's beautiful how you all can connect with something so primal"
this kitkat was made entirely of chocolate. extremely disorienting
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
this kitkat was made entirely of chocolate. extremely disorienting
thinking about the implications of 1 Mamdani per 500,000 humans. we need to run the numbers. it's all there, in the math. we can find them. we need to find them
I agree with this in principle, but also Mamdani *is* at least one in 500,000. He's just astoundingly fast, on point, personable, photogenic & he genuinely loves people AND he's done ALL the reading so you CANNOT trip him up.
YES, many more people can win than we imagine.
But he's still special.
YES, many more people can win than we imagine.
But he's still special.
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
thinking about the implications of 1 Mamdani per 500,000 humans. we need to run the numbers. it's all there, in the math. we can find them. we need to find them
as a blackened orange man,
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
as a blackened orange man,
#startrek '[Herb] Wright recalled early discussions with Roddenberry first season regarding the development of the Ferengi. Wright noted it was Roddenberry's intention to endow the Ferengi with an unnaturally long sexual organ. "He wanted to put a gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi," said Wright.'
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
#startrek '[Herb] Wright recalled early discussions with Roddenberry first season regarding the development of the Ferengi. Wright noted it was Roddenberry's intention to endow the Ferengi with an unnaturally long sexual organ. "He wanted to put a gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi," said Wright.'
they're so mean to me. i'm building them the best ballroom of all time, and they don't even care
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
they're so mean to me. i'm building them the best ballroom of all time, and they don't even care
welcome to bluesk-
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
welcome to bluesk-
i only wish that i had a junta to vote for
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i only wish that i had a junta to vote for
we had neolibs, then neonazis, then neocons, then neolibs again, and now we have neonazis again. some even say there is a neocentrism. but socs refuse to go neo. only dem
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
we had neolibs, then neonazis, then neocons, then neolibs again, and now we have neonazis again. some even say there is a neocentrism. but socs refuse to go neo. only dem
scenes from the mar-a-lago massage rooms
I do not care for the noises they make
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
scenes from the mar-a-lago massage rooms
I thought you knew how to be patient
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I thought you knew how to be patient