Hey... What happened to John R.?

Naked women and a buffet?

I'm there every day!!

LOL

is it ableist to be laughing?

that would sell it loooool

I won't get food stamps next month.
I have to add $400 in back rent to next month.
I'm already =$29 in my bank account.

I'm not really sure what to do....

Basically, any musician or band that says, "no pictures/cellphones", and then charges $10 for a fuckin sticker, or $70 for a hoodie, on top of the $150+ for the ticket.

"Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable"

will always be said with Madeline Kahn's voice in my head from Blazing Saddles....
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9afd5i

Friday is my surgery, I have no food, no money, no weed, no one to stay with me the day after, and I keep asking for help but yet here I am in the same position.

So, I bought 3 lotto tickets. I hope one wins, so I never have to speak to anyone else again.

pray tell:

a non-political opinion, held by one of your favorite artists, that drives you nuts

do they not see that the one has the little loop that goes on the end of the rifle, and the other one does not? loop=bayonet. no loop=hand knife. lolololol

that happens, lil man....

No politicians were executed by guillotine yesterday at the protests, so I would call them an absolute failure.

The government is still shut down, and people still won't be able to eat.

Fuckin protests are purely performative.... 🙄

Hooray, I'm gonna be starved to death!

I think it's noodles and gravy, which makes it 10% more edible..

This morning I spent time with one of my best friends, and she asked me if I would come and support her daughter in court, who is testifying against the man who raped her and resulted in her having a baby at 15.

This useless assrag is facing 20 years. I hope he gets shanked on day 1.

tr.ee/OydaZF

It's ok to eat a whole loaf of raisin bread, right? Right?? No? Oh.. bc of course I wouldn't do that.. Only crazy people do that..

Iyay peaksay iglatinpay, oesday at-thay ountcay?