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Princess Pretty Ghoul

@princessprettygirl.bsky.social

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Harper,27,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I woxld never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 29

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 5h

sometimes i feel like im a little perfect angel when i look in the mirror but sometimes i feel like im a little evil devil i believe the scientific for this is having a my melody day or a kuromi day respectfully

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 20h

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A sign for a business office the first and only funny thing on the sign is "heteroflexible therapy" which is really what the practice is named and it is queer friendly just like an insane name though in my humble opinion

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 14h

my apartment is also shoes off i'm trying to walk around barefoot without stuff sticking to my feet

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 15h

just told my roommate that my therapist has a shoes off office and she looked at me like I was crazy like i wouldn't want to constantly keep my floors in my office clean either my therapist is right my roommate is wrong

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 16h

just saw a man that made me feel like i need to tear off all of his clothes with my teeth my eyes literally turned into hearts but alas i hate him for i am The Bisexual Misandrist

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 26

You want to know what else is fast and 3 inches long?

Hot Wheel ad from 1970
This is the fastest car in the world.
It's only 3 inches long. It's a Hot Wheels® Sizzlers with a real engine.

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h

as much as it pains me to admit it carrie bradshaw was right i do want shoes but i feel like im more justified because of my size 13s

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 20h

scam body massage quackery

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 20h

????

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

maybe we are connected in this vast and insidious conspiracy

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

[me, cool as a cucumber]:

hold up before you step any closer are you one of them you have to tell me if you're one of them i have a bomb so help me god if you're one of them i'll blow up i don't give a damn

fact: cucumbers are one of the least calm and cool vegetables think before you speak

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes when i am waiting for the doctor to come in the room i feel like im most definitely in some sort of non consensual psychology experiment like surely the doctor is torturing me for brain science why not after all im sure im a great specimen

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes i'll be waiting for my doctor for so long that i kinda forget where i am and then i look around and it's like oh no im not home and ive been not home for 1 billion years

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

help me step gang i'm stuck in the mystery machine

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

I love being in a zoom meeting totally unable to think because i ate too much pasta last night and now my body hates and also im horny because why not

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

crazy how my pubes look exactly like a welcome mat just be sure to wipe your feet before entering

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes you use toilet paper at your friends house and you realize they have more of a warrior's soul than you and that's okay

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

The sign at the dock after boat 9/11 is like "if you see something fishy say something salty"

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

bad news for chocolate chip eggo waffles and folks who need a big ole hug because i just woke up

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

tooth pain is over life is beautiful again who wants to hit it

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

help me step gang i'm stuck in the mystery machine

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

guys i'm just joking about wanting to blow up like a thermo nuclear device (even though i have that ability) i had a sip of diet coke and remembered that there is beauty in this world

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

girls want to be one thing and that's a WMD

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

blowing up like akira would be so gender

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

i have a toothache and the first thing i did when i got out of bed was stub my toe you're all so lucky i don't use my akira like powers im such a good girl despite the pain