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@probablyacryptid.bsky.social

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36, trans, physically and mentally ill. Still wearing masks Single but still married NOT dating Keybard author he/him Discord: (mutuals only, DM me) Ko-fi books/music: https://ko-fi.com/orpheusandeli/shop Get something free on me 💚

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · Jul 18

Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble

Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can

You are NOT failing

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 7h

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 7h

I was asleep at the time

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 7h

I should make lemon curd again, it's been an age

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 7h

Well good news, you're gonna hear it often, cause guess what you are?

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry, fresh out. Will some love do?

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 7h

I met with the nurse practitioner who'll be doing my medical care and mentioned my probably aneurysm and she asked if my head hurt for a long time after

"Yes, over a year."

"Oh. Then yes, you probably had blood in your brain. 😬"

This is why I prefer nurse practitioners to doctors. They LISTEN

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 12h

Yessssss join meeee

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 15h

I read so many books I'd already read when I was sick

I'm a lil envious of chicken and stars soup tbh

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 15h

In a multiverse of options statistically there is one where an entire planet of intelligent life is devoting their lives right now to trying to figure out how I am simultaneously alive and cosplaying a decent relatively sane

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 15h

Tell George thank you for taking such good care of Crow for me 🥺🥺

Covid is fucking annoying with how long it takes to test clean. I'd been sick maybe a week and a half? And still symptomatic but no long fighting Covid at least

Bronchitis may have been a different story...

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17h

My titties have never been so well supported in my life. Thank you, my brother, and very appreciative and happy you no longer need wear these shells again 💚💚💚💚💚 🦀

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17h

MY HEART 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Bro, writer to writer... 🤜🤛

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19h

"Two of Ina would be a disaster" is strong "That time my brother photoshopped a picture so it looked like there was two of me terrified the gods" energy

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19h

Yes, he does! An identical twin sister, Cassira

Funny story about eeeeeverything I just wrote, but spoilers, sweetie

#dailyocs

Daily OC questions @dailyocs.bsky.social · 21h

Does your OC have siblings?

#dailyocs

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19h

Is it weird that I really hope I'm in a coma sometimes?

I know I'm not

But is it weird that I hope?

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20h

Hello gorgeous critter

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20h

I did that last night! Should probably today too just because I like the warm wets

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20h

I know how to use semicolons properly (I know very rare these days) and this is nnnnnot it

Also the memo just... ugh

My first drafts have more typos and missing words but are still better written

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20h

"I am making the content your bitch ass is making money off and I am proud to be telling at least some of the truth and not lying about everything like Faux News"

There, I just wrote the reply for all of the staffers. You're welcome, feel free to edit accordingly 😌😇😇

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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23h

Here's the full memo.

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 21h

I should listen to more Joan Jett. Just generally

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · Jul 18

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Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Agreeeeeeed

Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I wonder how people mostly haven't noticed that it seems like everyone in the world is struggling and maybe needs some therapy about that and then I look at the world at large for about 2 seconds and say "Ah, yes, that'd do it" and go back to writing stories about my imaginary friends