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Procyon

@procyonyx.bsky.social

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25 | They/them | I got the good-at-math autism My body is a machine that turns puzzles into being stuck on the extraction step. "Put something silly in the world / That ain’t been there before."

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 8h

If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.

Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 7h

Dressing up as Birdbrain Teto tonight and if a single person recognizes me I’m going to run through the streets in celebration like the mariners won the world series

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 8d

China’s no longer the most populous country because so many people were indignant

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 8d

Big Trumper

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 10d

This is my mnemonic for remembering switch and vers. Also in my list of mnemonics: knowing which way is up on the bi flag because I want women (pink) to top me.

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 10d

Canzone should learn to also bat righty so when he comes off the bench he’s the Mariners’ sub switch Dom

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 12d

What about a good guy with a bad gun versus a bad guy with a good gun?

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 12d

How long until someone ends up deported for posting just a little too epically (reply-guying the white house with Trevor Moore)

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 13d

What about an equally good guy with a gooder gun?

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 14d

Me walking into class like

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 14d

Taking Civil Procedure has turned my search bar into a slot machine: What happens when I type "rule"? Porn? /r/196? 12(b)(6) Failure to State a Claim? Who knows...

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チキン太郎（CHICKEN-Taro） @chikichikitaron.bsky.social · 15d

Thanks commission
#furry #furryart #oc

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 16d

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 16d

FUN FACT: A group of Seattle Mariners fans is known as a baseballycule

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 20d

BASEBALL !!!

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 23d

Dudes Rock 2025 unanimous winner

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 23d

Microagressing the food delivery robots by cutting in front of them on my bike and making them stop all confused

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · 24d

The flowing cape is also crucially important here

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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 29d

We even get a scrimmage Salmon run!

Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · Sep 29

RIP "The stat about nothing | SCORIGAMI, Part 3 of 4", you would have loved "Green Bay Packers @ Dallas Cowboys 09/29/2025"

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · Sep 28

It was a dark and stormy night, following a Ramos gin fizz evening

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · Sep 28

I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · Sep 25

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

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Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hell hath no bloodlust like a room of law students learning about when they can and cannot perform acts of self defense in response to trespass

Procyon @procyonyx.bsky.social · Sep 22

Autism rules and if you get put off by me because I can hyperfixate and talk about a topic I think is really cool or want to follow a rigid schedule for something, that’s a YP not an MP - your problem.