Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
Billionaire ideology is so funny.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Billionaire ideology is so funny.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
Calling for the people of Venezuela to have a free and fair election to decide the next leader of ExxonMobil.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Calling for the people of Venezuela to have a free and fair election to decide the next leader of ExxonMobil.
Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
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Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
If you want to spread democracy, start with your workplace.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
If you want to spread democracy, start with your workplace.
The United States will spend years manufacturing consent for a war by bombarding us with relentless propaganda about some foreign country that has never done anything to us, 80% of the population will still be against it, and then they'll just invade them anyway.
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The United States will spend years manufacturing consent for a war by bombarding us with relentless propaganda about some foreign country that has never done anything to us, 80% of the population will still be against it, and then they'll just invade them anyway.
If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
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Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
Had to put down my cat last night, but it gives me solace that he died doing what he loves (trying to bite the vet).
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Had to put down my cat last night, but it gives me solace that he died doing what he loves (trying to bite the vet).
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
Things like student loan debt is great, because it puts workers into massive debt before going into the workforce, which gives capitalists leverage over us.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Things like student loan debt is great, because it puts workers into massive debt before going into the workforce, which gives capitalists leverage over us.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
Accents in movies set in the past are so funny.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Accents in movies set in the past are so funny.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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December 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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oh shit you guys oh no
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
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Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
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The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."
One day humanity will invent a way to look inside the avocado. To see what lies within without the knife.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
One day humanity will invent a way to look inside the avocado. To see what lies within without the knife.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
I love the Theranos woman because she (correctly) deduced that you only need two things to get billions of dollars in investment money from silicon valley venture capitalists:
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love the Theranos woman because she (correctly) deduced that you only need two things to get billions of dollars in investment money from silicon valley venture capitalists:
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of:
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of:
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
Speak for yourself, I'm not running out of ideas. In fact, just last week I came up with the idea of buying like sixteen identical TV remotes, so I can lose a bunch around the house and still not run out.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Speak for yourself, I'm not running out of ideas. In fact, just last week I came up with the idea of buying like sixteen identical TV remotes, so I can lose a bunch around the house and still not run out.
Whenever I see a couple where one person is super hot, and the other is just normal looking, I always get angry. This is wrong. It is not only against the laws of God, but defies human reason and Science.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Whenever I see a couple where one person is super hot, and the other is just normal looking, I always get angry. This is wrong. It is not only against the laws of God, but defies human reason and Science.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Aristotle on Democracy
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Aristotle on Democracy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Aristotle on Democracy
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I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.