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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
Aliens and the End of Philosophy -
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Aliens and the End of Philosophy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Aliens and the End of Philosophy -
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Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
I really hate how American Christianity has basically just turned into white nationalism. That's not what Christian is supposed to be about.
It's supposed to be about going to church so you can gossip about your neighbors, and being weird about sex.
It's supposed to be about going to church so you can gossip about your neighbors, and being weird about sex.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I really hate how American Christianity has basically just turned into white nationalism. That's not what Christian is supposed to be about.
It's supposed to be about going to church so you can gossip about your neighbors, and being weird about sex.
It's supposed to be about going to church so you can gossip about your neighbors, and being weird about sex.
In a way Trump and Mamdani are similar. They are both populists fighting against the elite, it's just who they see as "the elite" differs.
Mamdani sees the elite as the billionaires who control the economic, political, and social systems of society.
Trump sees the elite as people who read books.
Mamdani sees the elite as the billionaires who control the economic, political, and social systems of society.
Trump sees the elite as people who read books.
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In a way Trump and Mamdani are similar. They are both populists fighting against the elite, it's just who they see as "the elite" differs.
Mamdani sees the elite as the billionaires who control the economic, political, and social systems of society.
Trump sees the elite as people who read books.
Mamdani sees the elite as the billionaires who control the economic, political, and social systems of society.
Trump sees the elite as people who read books.
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
In an ideal society the leaders would be the wisest and most virtuous of people.
In a less than ideal society they would be chosen more or less at random, as by chance.
In our actual society, they are... well I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but let's just say we are "totally fucked".
In a less than ideal society they would be chosen more or less at random, as by chance.
In our actual society, they are... well I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but let's just say we are "totally fucked".
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In an ideal society the leaders would be the wisest and most virtuous of people.
In a less than ideal society they would be chosen more or less at random, as by chance.
In our actual society, they are... well I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but let's just say we are "totally fucked".
In a less than ideal society they would be chosen more or less at random, as by chance.
In our actual society, they are... well I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but let's just say we are "totally fucked".
If I were Lord Emperor of America I would simply design an economic system where housing price do NOT rise faster than salaries always and forever.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I were Lord Emperor of America I would simply design an economic system where housing price do NOT rise faster than salaries always and forever.
Sorry, but if the Republican party is going to start on the whole "making fine distinctions between pedofiles and ephebophiles" then they have to ALSO go back to the Gold Standard.
No one knows why, but those are the rules.
No one knows why, but those are the rules.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sorry, but if the Republican party is going to start on the whole "making fine distinctions between pedofiles and ephebophiles" then they have to ALSO go back to the Gold Standard.
No one knows why, but those are the rules.
No one knows why, but those are the rules.
It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
Meanwhile, on twitter, did you know that Mary Shelley never could have written Frankenstein (which is about magnets as you know) because her boyfriend was really into magnets?
In fact, when you think about it, that's why women in general don't write great literature (chicks aren't into magnets).
In fact, when you think about it, that's why women in general don't write great literature (chicks aren't into magnets).
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Meanwhile, on twitter, did you know that Mary Shelley never could have written Frankenstein (which is about magnets as you know) because her boyfriend was really into magnets?
In fact, when you think about it, that's why women in general don't write great literature (chicks aren't into magnets).
In fact, when you think about it, that's why women in general don't write great literature (chicks aren't into magnets).
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/628
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy -
existentialcomics.com/comic/628
existentialcomics.com/comic/628
The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.
Mankind no longer fears the spirits that dwell in the deepest forests. We have lost our respect for those who came before us, who watch us still with eyes not of this realm. We have forgotten what our ancestors knew by instinct: the world is to be feared, not understood.
all because of woke...
all because of woke...
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mankind no longer fears the spirits that dwell in the deepest forests. We have lost our respect for those who came before us, who watch us still with eyes not of this realm. We have forgotten what our ancestors knew by instinct: the world is to be feared, not understood.
all because of woke...
all because of woke...
All the Republicans saying stuff like "I GUESS NYC FINALLY FORGOT 9/11!!" is so funny. Apparently "never forget" was always just supposed to mean "we will be extra racists to middle easterners forever."
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All the Republicans saying stuff like "I GUESS NYC FINALLY FORGOT 9/11!!" is so funny. Apparently "never forget" was always just supposed to mean "we will be extra racists to middle easterners forever."
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
Daylight savings time reveals just how much we rely on the government to tell us when to go to bed and wake up.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Daylight savings time reveals just how much we rely on the government to tell us when to go to bed and wake up.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
New York City, the greatest metropolis in the world, today.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New York City, the greatest metropolis in the world, today.
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism -
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism -
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
Controversial opinion but we really need to give Los Angeles back to Mexico and/or the Pacific Ocean.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Controversial opinion but we really need to give Los Angeles back to Mexico and/or the Pacific Ocean.
Conspiracy brained people cause so many problems in society. We need to come up some kind of vaccine for it.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Conspiracy brained people cause so many problems in society. We need to come up some kind of vaccine for it.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
What exactly is it that babies find so funny about "peekaboo"? It's hardly even a joke. No subtly, no satire, no political commentary. It's nothing.
Stupid babies.
Stupid babies.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What exactly is it that babies find so funny about "peekaboo"? It's hardly even a joke. No subtly, no satire, no political commentary. It's nothing.
Stupid babies.
Stupid babies.
God did such a shit job at creating the universe. I would have made the gravitational constant way lower, and the speed of light like...at least twice as fast.
What was He thinking?
What was He thinking?
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God did such a shit job at creating the universe. I would have made the gravitational constant way lower, and the speed of light like...at least twice as fast.
What was He thinking?
What was He thinking?