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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · Oct 9

Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 15h

Big D yelling MY POINT IS!! after the many times I rolled it back to hear him say "Ginnungagap" sounded like he had had enough of repeating it. #huntertheparenting #htp

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20h

🎶 where have all the smith slaps gone 🎶

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21h

That's very magnanimous (large) of you

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21h

says the guy who gets to watch TNG with @h1twom4n.bsky.social

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Man, woman, person, camera, TV

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

ME: what's up

MY NEIGHBOR WHO USED TO BE IN A BAND AND THINKS WITCHES CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT:

🎶 EVERYBODY'S 🎶
🎵 WOR-KIN' 🎵
🎵 FOR THE 🎵
🧹 🎶 WICCANS 🎶🪄

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

YEAH... but at least they gotta go through brown, black, Jew, maybe Italians?, and a few more types before they get to mentally ill/obese, and maybe somebody will become an hero by then and save this country

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Radical Leftist Raphael Warnock really earning that title, he's out of control

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

I tried to warn my family a decade ago but here we are. I mentioned it again to my dad the other day and he said "welp. we probably shoulda, but we didn't think it would get that bad."

Trust me, every day my safety bones scream FLEE! WE ARE IN DANGER!

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

I don't care if it's a good or bad thing, I'm just glad she's unhappy

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Heyyy I remember when the eight billion dollar abortionplex was Obama's project! This is erasure!

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

"I have to speed up!" - Famous the Hedgehog

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

He's a werewolf, whaddaya want from him

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

homer's one central bone

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Old Abe @oldabe.bsky.social · 1d

While you were watching Trump lose the Nobel prize vote, his Republican ally just bought the voting machine company so he never loses another us vote

apnews.com/article/domi...

Former Republican election official buys Dominion Voting — a target of 2020 conspiracy theories

Voting equipment company Dominion Voting Systems, a target of false conspiracy theories since the 2020 election, has been bought by a firm run by a former Republican elections official.

apnews.com

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

"if you don't want me in those holes, don't leave such nice holes around"

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

heartbreakingly impossible career goals: imagine how great it would be to be the human who can reach everything in a hobbit shire

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

a chef's kiss on a big wet turd

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

ehhh yeah you're probably right, but some kind of Koopa Rights group is going to be pissed about the guy stuck in the shell

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

if mario was smart he would catch the green mushroom, take it home and plant it, and have functional immortality

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

I typed an embarrassingly long reply before erasing it

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 2d

This is just another flavor of "I'm not quarantining because I like having a good time" or "I'm allowed to do the Riyadh show because I like money"

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 2d

He grows his original four arms and his sclera turn purple

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 2d

a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .

Alt: Paul F Tompkins is wondering if you think his last name is Thompson

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 2d

And I thought Chris Rock starting a bit with "you know when you wanna go on vacation to the good tropical island but you have to go to the medium tropical island" and the audience responding with silence was peak out of touch comedy

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